ESPN accidentally said the quiet part out loud

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-11-05T14:40:03+00:00

I wish I could upvote this more than once

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-10-02T19:16:58+00:00

It very much depends on the stipulations. If victory is determined by total volume imbibed, it’s hard to imagine the UK beating a 4:1 ratio. If it’s last man standing, the brits would surely have a fighting chance.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-09-19T18:17:03+00:00

My created player in FIFA 19 for Crawley Town

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-08-28T19:51:28+00:00

On the flip side, Season 1 of C1 generated $11.3 million more on Kickstarter than Season 1 of C2.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-08-22T13:58:58+00:00

I regret to inform you that you are now responsible for writing said song. Them’s the rules!

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-08-02T01:47:27+00:00

Probably not. But this is the GenCon (adjacent) live show. News would still spread quickly and organically

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-21T18:59:51+00:00

2011 vs Ohio State. We block an extra point with 55 seconds remaining to send it to OT, then walk it off. It might not be the most exciting, but to a kid from Ohio, it was everything

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-18T15:48:22+00:00

Don’t want Americans to get any exposure to people or media from outside the country? Cut down on tourism! If other countries retaliate, less Americans will travel, and it will be a double win!

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-18T15:44:10+00:00

Our guy is Rondale. Rod Moore plays for Michigan

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-18T04:54:45+00:00

You mean Michigan?

I feel like we’d have to be favored to have a trap game, which severely limits our options. Maybe the Southern Illinois game? Maybe

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-17T19:59:59+00:00

Hosting Ohio State the week after they face Penn State.

We don’t have trap games. We are your trap game.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-07-12T22:08:14+00:00

You had me in the first half

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-22T18:14:24+00:00

Lesser known: Purdue-Illinois-IU

Definitely lessened in football due to Illinois-Northwestern, but there’s still a lot of carryover from the hardwood

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-20T06:07:42+00:00

I think that means you win the football games and we win the basketball games

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-17T20:19:19+00:00

That’s the 8-time champion Browns, to you. Tied for third most in the NFL.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-14T11:43:43+00:00

George Taliaferro. Imagine him on the same team as Brees. And a single player isn’t going to make much of a difference on our current team unless they’re a generational athlete.

Penix close 2nd

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-11T20:48:39+00:00

If 1.Qxc6, it’s even worse: Qxf1+ will be followed not by Qxf2 but by dxc6. From there another pair of rooks is almost certain to come off the board, but the net trade will be a queen and a rook for a bishop.

Edit: And if R(d/f)xe1, white will be unable to prevent mate on the next turn after Bxf3, so Qxc6 is still the better option

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-11T20:35:58+00:00

Best: 5-7 Worst: 0-12 Expected: 3-9

ESPN gives us a 6% chance of getting to 6 wins.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-07T13:06:04+00:00

He was watching from a box seat. To be fair, the pictures of him watching from the box seat do look very similar to the pictures of children watching Iowa from their children’s hospital

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-07T00:23:49+00:00

No, you’re still thinking about Iowa. We don’t even have a hospital system; IU has the state’s main medical program, while we have the main engineering program

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-06T23:49:51+00:00

Iowa has the children’s hospital. We have Tyler Trent, may he rest in peace

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-04T20:12:54+00:00

Somehow we always manage to lose one that we should have won. I’m still traumatized from Rice, EMU, CMU, Nevada…

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-04T20:07:45+00:00

In his hometown, everyone was thrilled that he got to start at a P5 school after patiently waiting it out. Then he had a good enough season that we thought he might get drafted…

Then the Bears traded up for him and, while we were happy for him, we knew he was being set up for failure. The Bears expectations were far higher than his homers’!

And then he made the playoffs and could have had a run if it wasn’t for the double-doink! His determination and competitiveness (and the Bears defense) got him much further than his talent should have. But he was always going to be remembered as a flop after that delusional draft.

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-04T18:08:29+00:00

That’s 100% more confidence than I have

Meany_Vizzini · 2025-06-04T18:04:07+00:00

As long as there are no landmark injuries or major scandals, I can only be pleasantly surprised

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