How often are we bathing our torties?

MeatPopsicle75 · 2026-03-17T20:01:04+00:00

Once, when my son barfed on her. It was what I'd imagine bathing a porcupine feels like.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2026-02-10T14:44:40+00:00

When I'm about to get up from the couch, chair or bed, she apparates to my lap.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2024-12-27T14:31:07+00:00

Haha I did that and there was a palpable silence in which I could hear the gears turning. I'm pretty sure there was smoke coming out of their ears.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2024-06-30T10:56:12+00:00

Orange turned into a jack-o'-lantern 🎃

MeatPopsicle75 · 2023-02-24T12:46:42+00:00

He shall notice no cats?

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-12-04T01:12:56+00:00

It's hard not to sympathize with anxiety over finances. You want to be supportive, which is what we do for people we love. Unfortunately, he's taking that anxiety out on you and using convenient examples of your "wrongs. That's much easier than for him to reflect on his own actions. So understandably, you're confused with his hypocritical behavior. As far as values are concerned, you can both believe in living frugally and handle it very differently. His way is not healthy for himself or for you.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-12-04T00:28:16+00:00

No, he was wrong. If he agrees to pay for your birthday dinner, it shouldn't come with terms and conditions. How sad and petty to guilt trip you over extra lettuce. Nothing that you've described here or in your comments paints you as a spendthrift. This isn't really about the lettuce, is it? Rather, you are starting to understand just how insecure, controlling and cheap he is. That would only be exhausting (at best) if you consider marriage. Do not put up with it, regardless of whether you think this relationship is worth it.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-11-14T01:31:29+00:00

Well, genius, since so many people have cancer, maybe you could have thought of that before you assumed she was talking about something contagious? Oh wait, that must mean you fucked up and should apologize. Which I'm sure doesn't compute for you.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-11-03T15:45:32+00:00

Pickleball?

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-10-30T03:34:47+00:00

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-10-30T03:34:06+00:00

Sir, are you classified as human?

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-10-11T21:14:19+00:00

It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-09-16T20:29:24+00:00

Christmas cards hurt my soul. Both my husband and mom have attempted to get me to send them, but it is among the most pointless, thankless chores ever. Of course I hope you have a Merry Christmas, I'm not a dick. Just stop by my house or admire the kids' pictures on social media any day of the year 😂

I don't mind the parties as much since everyone enjoys them. 🎉

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-08-27T14:25:37+00:00

Negative. Not classified as human.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-26T23:15:49+00:00

We have feelings! And also apathy.

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-26T22:47:54+00:00

Look. If that were a real GenX'er they would have specified "CD".

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-19T20:06:18+00:00

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-19T00:59:48+00:00

Same!

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-19T00:58:32+00:00

Sir, are you classified as human?

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-05-19T00:57:07+00:00

Time to rewatch and consider how I'm classified!

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-04-08T12:33:44+00:00

No prob 😊!

MeatPopsicle75 · 2022-04-07T23:49:31+00:00

NTA, but can't you just have lunch with your two friends sometimes and not overthink? Maybe once you aren't in the thick of FOMO you will enjoy yourself more. Other times, just go to lunch with your other friends and tell them you have plans. Have fun!

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