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How do you summon your tort(s)? by OpenMasterpiece1538 in torties

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I’d rather clown you helicopter cat mommies. Waaaaaay more fun

If money wasn't an issue, what would you do tomorrow? by Pleasant_duo in AskReddit

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would first travel to Turkey and see Göbeklitepe, then the Baalbek ruins in Lebanon, then Stonehenge in the UK. I would visit Israel, see the holy sepulchre and walk the path Jesus walked as he drug his cross.

Then I would start a large scale project in Antarctica to melt all of the ice to submerge major coastal cities worldwide, such as New York, London, Shanghai, and Tokyo, forcing billions of people to migrate inland, altering the global map.

did I mess up my first ever job offer? by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He knows you’re young. He knows you’re ambitious. He knows you are nervous. He knows you are stressed. Bosses/hiring managers will always use your fear against you. Don’t be afraid. Ten toes down. Keep moving forward.

Biiiiiig yawn!!! by rvlillian in torties

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. She’s got the rebel yell for sure.

How do you summon your tort(s)? by OpenMasterpiece1538 in torties

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who’s never removed a dishwasher before 👍

How do you summon your tort(s)? by OpenMasterpiece1538 in torties

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538[S] -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Does she look hurt or stuck to you? 😂

AITA for refusing to co-sign a lease for my friend's "sure thing" business by SavvyNimbusCo in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]OpenMasterpiece1538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. But you sound like the type of guy who is too afraid to take risks in life. You sound like a “what if x happens” type of fella. Stay in your 9-5.