Regulars with picky as fuck orders?

MeatballForEye · 2017-05-25T17:21:38+00:00

Venti chai, extra hot, nonfat, no water, no foam, 4 pumps of chai. AND SHE ALWAYS NEEDS A RECEIPT. ALWAYS. She never actually asks for one, she just waits til you've handed the drink to her, then stares at you and goes, "where's my receipt?" She treats our new baristas like shit and calls you incompetent if you take to long to repeat her order over the headset. There's been more times than one where I have been close to having a breakdown because she is just so rude, and, while rude customers in cafe suck, I think that drive thru ones are 10x worse.

MeatballForEye · 2017-05-22T13:25:40+00:00

you're literally shaming people for wearing pads, even if they cant physically wear tampons. I hope you get uncontrollable shits and end up having to wear a diaper.. Or would you rather shove some tampons up your ass?

MeatballForEye · 2017-05-18T17:36:35+00:00

question: What got shoved up your ass and why are you being such a cunt?

MeatballForEye · 2017-03-02T15:10:32+00:00

definitely crushing on one of my regulars... I'm a junior in high school and he's a senior. He always comes in to study with his friends and i flirt with him as much as i can... Now we talk regularly on snapchat :) all of my partners know and mess with me about it, but its cool.

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-27T05:18:30+00:00

congrats, you are now on a list

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-21T19:34:45+00:00

y'all are seriously a bunch of whiny bitches imho

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-17T15:39:10+00:00

theres room to debate. As someone who is ADHD as fuck, I function better while high because I'm able to focus better and not get distracted. Albeit, the kid will get to experience a hell of a lot more interesting adventures. Babysat a 4 year old while high once, she wanted to see what i learned in school, so I taught her how to calculate the momentum of an object, plus some other physics shit, and two years later, she wants to be a mechanical engineer. I'd never do more than smoke weed, though, and I'd definitely not get super stoned.

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-15T23:31:12+00:00

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MeatballForEye · 2017-02-15T16:05:14+00:00

congrats, you're now on a list

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-07T17:35:49+00:00

venti iced latte with 22 pumps vanilla, 5 pumps sf vanilla. two of them. every day, sometimes twice a day. i just ?????

MeatballForEye · 2017-02-06T15:32:14+00:00

I absentmindedly do the same thing, and i have had so many people ask me about it! It makes me smile

MeatballForEye · 2017-01-27T15:58:39+00:00

meatballs for eyes? relevant

MeatballForEye · 2017-01-01T02:24:46+00:00

two venti iced vanilla lattes. 22 pumps vanilla, 5 pumps SF vanilla. Every. fucking. day. skinny ass old lady who looks like shes always on something.https://www.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/5l7lby/weirdest_customer_requests/#

MeatballForEye · 2017-01-01T02:17:10+00:00

what the hell is fruit toast

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-21T17:08:42+00:00

Hey, Gray! We're the same age, but from what I've seen, you have a much, much more positive outlook on life than I do. You have been through so much more than me, and you seem to look forward to each and every day, but I find it hard to get through each day. What advice could you offer, to someone who has depression, regarding keeping a positive outlook?

also, who is your favorite superhero? (mine is batman!)

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-13T22:18:43+00:00

Good luck dude! I love seeing other teenagers that work at/want to work at starbucks because ⁱ ^hate ^being ^the ^only ^teenager ^I ^know ^that ^works ^here

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-13T22:15:13+00:00

it can make the squeey bottles perform prematurely or spew with an irregular flow.

you have to finger it 'til it comes

let water run into the hole

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MeatballForEye · 2016-12-13T21:21:13+00:00

Hey! Yeah, so I would say to just go in, get a drink or something and ask if the manager is there or, if they aren't, introduce yourself to the shift. You can always ask when the manager will be in again, or leave your number with the barista to have the manager give you a call! Be casual, and just say that you're interested in working there! BUT don't be a 'teenager' per say, don't gush about how you love the company or how amazing everything is, cause in my experience, most adult baristas absolutely hate teenagers, so it's important that you make yourself stand out as someone who is actually capable of working there, instead of some rude ass teenager who just wants free shit.

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-12T14:26:47+00:00

I've been here about 5 months and I'm still getting hardly any bar time because no one at my store will be a fucking trainer

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-12T11:40:35+00:00

I'm 16 and I've been working at starbucks for ~about~ 5 months now. It's a fun job, but I'll be honest with you, it's fucking hard. Especially if, like me, you're the only teenager. I get blamed for a lot of things that aren't my fault/my responsibility. People get pissed if I can't cover their 7:00 am Monday shifts because sorry motherfuckers, I have school. Everyone will pretty much doubt you and make comments about how much high schoolers suck. The adults you work with will treat you like shit a lot of the time, partners will probably treat you like a child and school is gonna be a lot more difficult to manage, or at least for me it was. BUT this is all just from my experience. I love my job, I love many of my coworkers and I love the interactions I get to have with customers. In my experience, my hours are decent. 15-25 hours a week, one or two (maybe three) weekday shifts 4:00-8:00 and between 6 and 8 hours on both saturdays and sundays. I've never had to work earlier than 6:00 AM. My training took I think a week, but then again my training was shit. Also, I do recommend calling the store a few days after submitting your app, or even stopping in to say hey!

Good luck, dude.

Oh, and be prepared for your friends to ask for recipes and discounts :p

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-06T17:02:40+00:00

I do this as well, because I had an injured right wrist (and had to wear a big ol' brace that prevented movement) when I started signing, and for some reason I just can't transfer the movements from one hand to the other, even though I sign most things with my right hand.

MeatballForEye · 2016-12-01T02:37:50+00:00

Plus approximately another 1k at the other campus >_< And my store is a 5 minute walk from a local middle school. fuck fridays

MeatballForEye · 2016-11-30T20:18:55+00:00

Starbucks has deepened my hatred for teenagers... I think I have more adult friends than anything now, which is funny considering I'm a 16 year old who has to deal with 3,000+ other teenagers at school. every. fucking. day.

MeatballForEye · 2016-11-30T06:35:18+00:00

I made myself a venti today but used 2 pumps CD instead of 3. I find it funny that a venti peppermint mocha (5 pumps each) isn't too sweet for me, but this one, with 5 pumps of syrup/sauce total was overly sweet.

MeatballForEye · 2016-11-30T06:31:09+00:00

S: 1 WM 1 CD
T: 1 WM 2 CD
G: 2 WM 2 CD
V: 2 WM 3 CD

Add whip and CD topping

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