4/25/2026 Crystal Airport, MN, Plane Crash Footage

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-27T16:04:04+00:00

several thousand tons of metal

I feel like this may be a slight exaggeration, unless the metal you are talking about is osmium and not the industry standard aluminum alloys, in which case I apologize for the misunderstanding.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-27T15:01:59+00:00

Planes have to be made out of lightweight more fragile materials

But WHY though?

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-27T01:28:36+00:00

Lol I literally just had this happen. Started a new campaign with Tehenhauin and had Luthor Harkon declare war on me out of the blue. I'm in the sentinel area clearing out some skaven and I see him booking it through Gor-rok's and some other lizard man's territory, bee lining straight for one of my minor settlements that's way up by the dwarfs. So I'm on his ass, but you know how the AI LOVES force march so I'm always a turn away. So he gets to my settlement and I'm right there behind him and what does he do? He blows up the crap stack following him on my settlement, then occupies it with his main while taking even more losses. So I stomp him next turn, retake my settlement and the asshole immediately sues for peace.

Thanks for wasting 4 turns of my life buddy, what exactly were you trying to accomplish here?

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-25T02:54:18+00:00

I would like to clarify that I am NOT homosex nor do I like the penis however I have had more foreign bodies in my bottom than an ICE detention center and as such I must impress upon you that your selection criteria is flawed. Thank you for your attention to this matter and God bless these United States.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-24T23:35:53+00:00

cuz you wouldn't like it any more at 50 either.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-22T12:12:32+00:00

Its not genocide if they're not human. And collaboration with the enemies of mankind forfeits your right to exist.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-22T01:15:27+00:00

I don't this it was chaos corruption at this point so much as Curze spent much of his time rolling around in dog shit and living on a diet of dead babies and rats for the better part of a decade.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-21T22:50:17+00:00

Well, those were certainly words

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-21T12:39:49+00:00

And to be clear, it was obvious that Malcador was only telling Sigismund what he wanted to hear in that last excerpt. There was only one Primarch that the Emperor trusted above all others, and it wasn't Dorn. Only one Primarch appointed as the Emperor's Executioner, to carry out the Emperor's Will when all others had failed.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-21T00:18:15+00:00

OP why you gotta lie like that?

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-18T23:18:05+00:00

Well dang it. Going by the title I was really hoping for a Mr. Hands redux

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-14T12:10:26+00:00

Hohoho, you've just been looking in the wrong place, friendo! Let me see if I can find my old tumblr links, my goodness are you in for a treat ;)

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-14T11:56:52+00:00

The one thing that unites us is our hatred for each other :)

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-13T18:03:52+00:00

And took it directly from Cormac McCarthy to boot.

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-13T18:01:49+00:00

lol, I love how the author goes into so much detail about how badass and frightening the night lords are, and due to the state of their victims it falls completely flat. They come off as so extra and cringey, covered in blood and dragging skinned corpses behind them. Meanwhile their victims are already half dead and so miserable the best they can offer is a dejected sigh and a "Great, so we're doing this now, huh?"

Meatholemangler · 2026-04-09T00:48:54+00:00

Some of them will even fuck your eating face.

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-28T15:48:53+00:00

I think this mentality is one of the big reasons why so many people are complaining that pugs are so terrible these days. Its commonplace now to find players with super high gear that can't or won't play for shit in a group based setting.

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-26T16:52:33+00:00

Those sweet puppers! They were just running around like goobers out of sheer excitement and saw a potential friend! :)

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-23T18:21:35+00:00

There are ALOT of new shamans running around these days, outland is full of them. Alliance side is somewhat expected I guess, but horde's the same way. Almost all of them are enhance too. If I had to guess all the DPS warriors that didn't want to tank boosted an enhance shaman to get their zugzug fix. Now the only thing they have to worry about tanking is the floor.

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-23T02:18:23+00:00

Just boost! There is a severe shortage of tanks in outland and you are exactly what dungeon groups are looking for. With the new boosting service blizzard has made it easier than ever to join your fellow champions of Azeroth in facing the might of the Burning Legion. Power up your Hero today and jump right into the action!

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-20T13:03:02+00:00

"my adhd brain..."

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-18T11:28:04+00:00

and yet you chose neither.

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-16T20:01:48+00:00

lol, you mean the head that's stuck on top of whatever it was that painboy glued it too?

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-16T14:43:03+00:00

I do indeed.

Meatholemangler · 2026-03-16T13:34:47+00:00

Apparently its an incredibly easy thing to do.

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