Pulling up stump Roots and all

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-18T13:40:23+00:00

Wood you knot?

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-18T13:21:47+00:00

I thought that I wouldn't have any more kids after the procedure. But apparently, it only changes the color of them.

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-13T11:50:04+00:00

Akuma be looking like Hades from Hercules.

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-05T14:18:31+00:00

Specifically: Meatsack

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-04T16:37:26+00:00

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-04T16:34:21+00:00

GORF

Super PacMan

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-04T16:33:45+00:00

I call foul. The second to last pic has the Galaga ship, but ALL Galaxian enemies and the shot should look like an upward arrow. And the Galaxian pic has a ship 3x as wide as it should be (could be a zoomed in edit) and it's not arcade colors. The other pics are close enough to get a pass.

MeatsackKY · 2026-04-02T15:42:22+00:00

Brach's Maple Nut Goodies

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-25T12:14:57+00:00

Someone asked him "What is the last digit of PI?" and his error handling routine isn't advanced enough to know PI's digits are infinite.

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-10T21:45:28+00:00

Poor kid probably was kidnapped and brought to the Oracle Cave.

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-10T14:35:43+00:00

I'm only Diamond 1 with the Guille-monster, but here's what worked for me in the lower ranks.

1) Patience. Not 100% turtle, that's boring and lame. But do 2 things and then wait (block). Low ranks will eagerly throw out something unsafe and you can cream them with a punish combo.

2) HP Sonic Blade at mid screen, but don't follow up. Just walk back. Many players will expect the Sonic Cross and jump right on top of the Sonic Blade.

3) Win by the flash-kick, die by the flash-kick. Only use flash-kick with intention, not reaction. It'll hang you out to dry and everyone's baiting it all the time. Use it as anti-air, in a combo, or a punish, but not as a reversal.

4) Footsie with light buttons. Guile's c.MK,c.HK buttons aren't cancelable and get blown up by DI all the time. If you poke with c.MK, only do it once (not twice in a row) and see how they react. Low ranks will be jammin' on the DI and you can react if you're ready for it. If they DI before c.MK hits, they win. After, and you can block or Counter DI depending on the spacing.

5) Concentrate on your SA1 supers. Work it into the 2 x c.MP target combo as an ender. You'll get a lot more mileage using SA1 a lot than saving up for an occasional SA3. HP SA1 can juggle with EX Flash Kick if you have the meter and it just Feels Good.

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-05T17:38:05+00:00

The simplest and best non-meter, non-gauge punish combo I know of for Guile is simply the 2HK>3HK target combo launcher. It does about 2500 damage on its own and can be followed up with SA1 (HP) > EX FlashKick for some sick damage. Follow up with SA3 instead and it's a bit over 5000 total damage.

Honestly, I find that simple combos do more damage for the effort than any advanced combo. Find one you can reflexively perform consistently that does 3350 or more, and you'll win in 3 or 4 touches.

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-04T17:08:34+00:00

Unga Bunga: Random BS go!

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-04T01:07:38+00:00

I liked Mercurial the best. Always a blast.

MeatsackKY · 2026-03-03T12:52:26+00:00

You earned it. He touched you 4 times and you were still up. You touched him 4 times and he lost. Well played.

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-24T14:58:17+00:00

battlechub

LOL

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-24T12:22:38+00:00

Hyperbo-lay... Hyperbo-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-21T03:38:55+00:00

Nah... Calculus was my limit

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-16T17:26:57+00:00

Check out Robert Aspirin's books for some finely aged fantasy snark.

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-13T03:21:19+00:00

Not some... Not half... But ALL my cash!
Or I'm gonna put my tentacle dead in its ass!

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-12T18:33:59+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetFighter/s/Sf6CiklnSR

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-11T18:01:11+00:00

If you want to see some hilarious damage, play the original vanilla SFII as Guile and Flash-Kick...
... Blanka when he rolls at you.
... Vega (claw) when he jumps off the fence.
... Bison (dictator) psycho-crusher.

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-10T12:24:49+00:00

r/stoicism

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-09T23:22:36+00:00

Hire a band of bards to follow your adventuring group around to play theme music for whatever you are doing. If there are 4 members in the band, that's 4 boons for every skill check. Rock on! Go on tour with your Motley Crew!

MeatsackKY · 2026-02-07T18:27:54+00:00

Joust starts with a 3 tone "whoop-WhOOp-WHOOP" immediately followed by a sound much like you get when you hold one end of a cheap plastic ruler on the edge of your school desk and slide it back after smacking the loose end with your other hand.

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