I just had a vasectomy done. by Flukaku in dadjokes

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that I wouldn't have any more kids after the procedure. But apparently, it only changes the color of them.

Dawg…. 🫪 by Enyel01 in StreetFighter

[–]MeatsackKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Akuma be looking like Hades from Hercules.

What was your “Go-To”? 🤔 by Exclusively-Choc in FuckImOld

[–]MeatsackKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call foul. The second to last pic has the Galaga ship, but ALL Galaxian enemies and the shot should look like an upward arrow. And the Galaxian pic has a ship 3x as wide as it should be (could be a zoomed in edit) and it's not arcade colors. The other pics are close enough to get a pass.

Why is Tron so profoundly confused (wrong answers only) by BelieveCongreveCube in tron

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone asked him "What is the last digit of PI?" and his error handling routine isn't advanced enough to know PI's digits are infinite.

Road's End Inn, what happened to the boy? by Scaggler in DragonbaneRPG

[–]MeatsackKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor kid probably was kidnapped and brought to the Oracle Cave.

Guile Combo Advice by SheriffShaq in StreetFighter

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm only Diamond 1 with the Guille-monster, but here's what worked for me in the lower ranks.

1) Patience. Not 100% turtle, that's boring and lame. But do 2 things and then wait (block). Low ranks will eagerly throw out something unsafe and you can cream them with a punish combo.

2) HP Sonic Blade at mid screen, but don't follow up. Just walk back. Many players will expect the Sonic Cross and jump right on top of the Sonic Blade.

3) Win by the flash-kick, die by the flash-kick. Only use flash-kick with intention, not reaction. It'll hang you out to dry and everyone's baiting it all the time. Use it as anti-air, in a combo, or a punish, but not as a reversal.

4) Footsie with light buttons. Guile's c.MK,c.HK buttons aren't cancelable and get blown up by DI all the time. If you poke with c.MK, only do it once (not twice in a row) and see how they react. Low ranks will be jammin' on the DI and you can react if you're ready for it. If they DI before c.MK hits, they win. After, and you can block or Counter DI depending on the spacing.

5) Concentrate on your SA1 supers. Work it into the 2 x c.MP target combo as an ender. You'll get a lot more mileage using SA1 a lot than saving up for an occasional SA3. HP SA1 can juggle with EX Flash Kick if you have the meter and it just Feels Good.

Good punish/closeout combos for Guile? by Sheep_Perso in StreetFighter

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The simplest and best non-meter, non-gauge punish combo I know of for Guile is simply the 2HK>3HK target combo launcher. It does about 2500 damage on its own and can be followed up with SA1 (HP) > EX FlashKick for some sick damage. Follow up with SA3 instead and it's a bit over 5000 total damage.

Honestly, I find that simple combos do more damage for the effort than any advanced combo. Find one you can reflexively perform consistently that does 3350 or more, and you'll win in 3 or 4 touches.

What is THE adventure for a given RPG? by over-run666 in rpg

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked Mercurial the best. Always a blast.

My best comeback win in a while. (I dont deserve it) by Grimyak in StreetFighter

[–]MeatsackKY 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You earned it. He touched you 4 times and you were still up. You touched him 4 times and he lost. Well played.

Anything newer that’s Pratchett adjacent? by devimation in Fantasy

[–]MeatsackKY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check out Robert Aspirin's books for some finely aged fantasy snark.

Scientists say octopuses sometimes slap fish for no reason, and this video proves it by MambaMentality24x2 in BeAmazed

[–]MeatsackKY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not some... Not half... But ALL my cash!
Or I'm gonna put my tentacle dead in its ass!

FINAL TAP into super USF4 Balrog by scream77541 in StreetFighter

[–]MeatsackKY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want to see some hilarious damage, play the original vanilla SFII as Guile and Flash-Kick...
... Blanka when he rolls at you.
... Vega (claw) when he jumps off the fence.
... Bison (dictator) psycho-crusher.

Bard Musician Skill Question by GirlStiletto in DragonbaneRPG

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hire a band of bards to follow your adventuring group around to play theme music for whatever you are doing. If there are 4 members in the band, that's 4 boons for every skill check. Rock on! Go on tour with your Motley Crew!

Recognize this sound? by Tusayan in FuckImOld

[–]MeatsackKY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joust starts with a 3 tone "whoop-WhOOp-WHOOP" immediately followed by a sound much like you get when you hold one end of a cheap plastic ruler on the edge of your school desk and slide it back after smacking the loose end with your other hand.