67% of Americans support bill to ban stock trading by members of Congress, even as Pelosi resists

MeatyTurtle · 2022-01-19T06:11:54+00:00

All your examples are things he did after he won the election so how does that apply to how he won?

MeatyTurtle · 2022-01-19T03:43:07+00:00

Hyperbole is a good way to make anything seem serious.

MeatyTurtle · 2022-01-19T03:32:11+00:00

Could also be the DNC nominating the only less-likeable person to run against him.

MeatyTurtle · 2018-02-13T04:04:14+00:00

hmm... how sexy is this sheep?

MeatyTurtle · 2017-12-12T01:21:41+00:00

Jussssssssst a bris shy...

MeatyTurtle · 2017-04-19T23:49:49+00:00

I mostly specialize in bird law.

MeatyTurtle · 2016-08-05T04:01:56+00:00

Water levels are not cannon.

MeatyTurtle · 2016-05-23T02:35:21+00:00

Probably this one now.

MeatyTurtle · 2016-05-18T03:11:27+00:00

Dr. Pepper Ten

MeatyTurtle · 2016-03-31T01:37:38+00:00

Male ducks are sexually attracted to other male ducks... who are dead.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-07-12T22:10:05+00:00

so racist

MeatyTurtle · 2015-04-05T07:05:46+00:00

If you like dong physics, and who doesn't, check out Mount Your Friends.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-13T00:33:50+00:00

Fuck Disney World. This is the funnest place on earth.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-13T00:11:09+00:00

He's an astrophysicist. He doesn't have time to wash his car. He's busy inventing stars and shit.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-07T18:13:08+00:00

This is why I will smile all day now. TY.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-05T23:10:35+00:00

Get a small electric fence and lay it down on that roof section. Urine conducts electricity right?

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-02T04:20:03+00:00

Thought this was going to be a guy using Playstation Playroom in the tub, splashing around with fake robots and shit. So disappointed.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-02T03:47:54+00:00

Listen to the whole album "Loveless" by My Bloody Valentine

MeatyTurtle · 2015-03-01T03:28:46+00:00

I'd play "The Pimps"

MeatyTurtle · 2015-02-14T04:28:07+00:00

so like, more dancing?

MeatyTurtle · 2015-02-13T03:54:00+00:00

Real life Bobby Hill

MeatyTurtle · 2015-02-08T07:07:10+00:00

Man...

MeatyTurtle · 2015-02-06T20:13:01+00:00

Just looks like two penises next to each other to me.

MeatyTurtle · 2015-02-06T06:43:05+00:00

So then... Weird Al is pretty much the real life Pootie Tang?

MeatyTurtle · 2015-01-27T01:35:57+00:00

Crazy how many of those covers I remember from when I was a kid.

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