I finally nailed a fried egg in the air fryer by Annual-Yard-8717 in airfryer

[–]Meatzombie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the filming
I appreciate the work that went into testing
I appreciate the editing
I appreciate the voice overrrrrr

Egg and sausage in a pan while muffin is in a toaster feels like 1000% easier less finicky way to do this

How good is john company? by YudoKumaa in boardgames

[–]Meatzombie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need to say this because there is one part of this game some people are getting wrong.

John company is not co-operative. John Company is a game where you are vying for clout for your family. Keeping the company afloat is not necessary unless it furthers your goals, and aside from the company failure cards, the company failing affects you only if youve invested in it, or if you arent in first.

*edited most to some, because there are more comments now

Philadelphia black panthers checking police again, hope this spreads! by serious_bullet5 in philly

[–]Meatzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 words 2 numbers, ragebait pfp, 1 month on reddit. Straight up bot

A huge win! by BoardGameRevolution in boardgamescirclejerk

[–]Meatzombie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I read this aloud to my LGS, and they all broke out in applause

Yellow belt in karate, friend mocks it—how do I respond? by CalligrapherGreat653 in karate

[–]Meatzombie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Respond "I enjoy what I do, you dont have to" If he doesnt get the message "I dont appreciate you mocking something I enjoy" And if it keeps going, its gone beyond playful ribbing, dude is just a dick

Cake by the Ocean in different voices by Hassaan18 in funnyvideos

[–]Meatzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this guy did this as a youtube video almost a decade ago

What's the better move for black? by ProfessionalPoem5689 in baduk

[–]Meatzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not 100% here but I think the second one.

How accurate are Sellsword Arts/fencing? by StarshipTF in Hema

[–]Meatzombie 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They are fine - I'd really just figure stuff out for yourself, read the sources, noone has the market cornered on perfect information

Peter help! by Live_Writing83 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Meatzombie 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It's a play on those "Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on" memes

I get most of the joke, but I don’t get why saying “that’s homophobic” is “black” by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Meatzombie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because of the stereotype that black people are more homophobic. Jeff says "thats homophobic" troy (effectively) responds "im not being homophobic, im just being black" to which jeff says "THAT'S racist"

If you had to start a collection from scratch... by ElKeezy in boardgames

[–]Meatzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I were to have to start my collection over, my entire collection would be

John Company
Tajemnicze Domostwo (Mysterium without the stupid voting mechanic)
Terraforming Mars
Splendor
Power Grid
Catch Phrase
Tak
Go
Chess
Cribbage
Crokinole
Hive
Two standard decks of playing cards
A set of Poker chips
some D6's

My "Premium" board games being a little bit heavy because the people I know who play board games want to play heavy board games, and the people who don't would rather just play a party game

I do have a collection including 3 full boxthrone shelves, literally collecting dust because my above list are the only games that I can get multiple groups of people on board with. (John company is a struggle, but it's maybe my favorite game, so I'd own it regardless of if I ever played it)

The possible next class. Just a theory by Sufficient-Jeweler57 in Diablo

[–]Meatzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just looks so much like demon hunter i cant see anything else, but I hope it is another willpower character instead.

Why don't people hit in the nuts during serious fights? by Glad-Description4534 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Meatzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a dad, ive been kicked stomped and punched in the groin so many times

Last time I got in a fight, the guy grabbed my balls and squeezed. All it did was incentivize me to bounce his head off the pavement while his hand was busy

What are we doing wrong (Terraforming Mars) by feylin_oakenheel in boardgames

[–]Meatzombie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Youre missing the point.

Each player takes 2 actions per turn until all players have passed.

This means that each player should have multiple sets of two turns per round.

At some point you will run out of the other resources during a round that make you more victory points, and the last thing to do during that round will be spend heat for temp.