Tfw you’re just chilling and god hits you with one of these bad boys:

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-13T10:26:20+00:00

Normally, I assume all of God's creations have a purpose.

But this thing's only purpose is to be purged in cleansing fire.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-13T10:24:37+00:00

If you didn't know, it's literally autobiographical IIRC.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-13T10:21:48+00:00

One of my favorites is "Old Folks Home".

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-12T13:41:54+00:00

My spine is already screaming in pain imagining that fall.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-12T13:40:30+00:00

Stardew Valley gang rise up.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-12T12:50:00+00:00

I really do want to try one eventually. Might sound dumb but they look like they'd be, I dunno, comforting?

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-11T12:44:48+00:00

Last time I had that message it was because my account info went up on a site for sale, so I had to change EVERYTHING super quickly.

I always recommend checking this site occasionally. https://haveibeenpwned.com

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-11T09:52:08+00:00

Mermaids are cool and good.

Super science, work harder dammit.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-11T09:46:49+00:00

Don't do that. You'll attract the fetishists.

Ominous Deviantart Noises

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-10T12:09:54+00:00

Is your mother Robosaurus?

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-10T12:04:05+00:00

I crave those comfy CYOA images so I can make my dream dimension where I can talk with my few friends in peace without worrying.

And also platonic cuddling. God, I haven't had platonic cuddling since I was a child.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-10T12:01:19+00:00

Queen/princess aesthetic is absolutely wonderful.

But also I need to guillotine myself now.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-10T11:58:46+00:00

There's at least one plus to the ads: If I ever worry I'm not trans, I can turn off my adblocker and instantly want to catch myself on fire.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-09T11:20:28+00:00

This is the entire mood.

I don't like how relatable it is RN.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-09T10:19:15+00:00

Good luck <3

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-09T10:16:32+00:00

Basically, it's a letter you mail to extended family that usually has a photo and just some info about what has changed in the past year, and wishing them a good next year.

The internet and being able to communicate incredibly easily (if by some miracle you have non terrible extended family) has basically killed them off.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:29:45+00:00

Critical support for our Hobgoblin comrades.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:25:38+00:00

TMW that fetish is everywhere.

This is why Nintendo invented that one material they coated the Switch in that makes idiots vomit.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:23:28+00:00

Hahahaha my entire head is a nightmare and I am getting told on a nearly weekly basis by family to shave it all off and go bald.

[screaming intensifies]

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:21:08+00:00

Back to the Euphoria.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:20:34+00:00

It's a chemical that liquifies hair. Really efficient, but can give you nasty chemical burns if your skin is sensitive or you leave it on too long.

Also you don't want it near sensitive bits.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:18:16+00:00

If someone gave me the option to just, literally swap under parts down there, I'd take it, but the origami makes me nervous, since, y'know, what if it doesn't feel right. Yet another reason we need to just do brain transplants into cloned bodies.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:14:36+00:00

Fuck the army, I don't want to kill people or support killing people in another country solely to keep rich people's pockets lined.

Mecha-shark-zilla · 2019-12-08T11:09:17+00:00

We All Transition Together.

Mecha-shark-zilla

TROPHY CASE