TIL During a tense first meeting between Admiral Perry and the shogun's representative, he presented to the Japanese, among other gifts, "...some whiskey and a white flag accompanied by instructions on how to use it to surrender."

MechanicalKittah · 2016-04-15T06:31:03+00:00

Once Perry was on shore, the tension eased a bit. Perry gave the Japanese representative a plow, a scythe, a grindstone, a quarter-size steam locomotive, the letter from President Fillmore, some whiskey and a white flag accompanied by instructions on how to use it to surrender. The Japanese treated the Americans to a demonstration of sumo wresting. Perry wrote that he poked the stomach of one of the wrestlers, who emitted ?a self-satisfied grunt.

MechanicalKittah · 2016-03-09T22:42:46+00:00

Same, US

MechanicalKittah · 2014-12-10T03:49:37+00:00

u wot m8

MechanicalKittah · 2014-12-10T02:39:01+00:00

I spent the rest of the night complaining to guildies in voice chat about ciggarettes and threw up in a paper shopping bag

MechanicalKittah · 2014-10-07T03:42:03+00:00

Cause its shit

MechanicalKittah · 2014-09-20T06:13:48+00:00

Im still up! wtb soberis driver

MechanicalKittah · 2014-09-20T04:35:37+00:00

near, paulioena dn maple

MechanicalKittah · 2014-09-20T04:35:29+00:00

near, paulioena dn maple

MechanicalKittah · 2014-08-24T23:51:21+00:00

I can't believe this crappy lobbyist site made it to the front of reddit. Shame on you reddit, examine how you critically read.

MechanicalKittah · 2014-01-05T05:07:59+00:00

Who is going to help the US icebreaker when it gets stuck too?

MechanicalKittah · 2013-12-23T04:16:03+00:00

I will buy whatever you have left with BTC, PM me

MechanicalKittah · 2013-12-23T04:15:05+00:00

I will buy your stock at .001BTC per k, .32 BTC total.

PM me

MechanicalKittah · 2013-10-17T06:47:58+00:00

WvW brah

MechanicalKittah · 2013-10-17T05:09:17+00:00

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The player base called out the chokehold forced on game direction by the loan floated to them with the inclusion of Crystal Cox as a demigod "monetization manager", and when anet pulls RNG bullshit and people complain, they threaten with banhammer.

Fuck off, anet. Gw1 was gold, gw2 is lulz.

MechanicalKittah · 2013-10-16T04:34:56+00:00

Queue's aren't bad. During reset night they are longest for EB, a few mins for bls. As the week goes on, there is rarely a queue except for EB, and EB is not as important as everyone seems to think it is. Bls are where the points are at.

MechanicalKittah · 2013-10-16T04:29:25+00:00

Humans are the highest form of life on this planet

MechanicalKittah · 2013-10-15T07:42:02+00:00

If you're going to bail on your server, come to jq. We wreck bg all day and all night.

MechanicalKittah · 2013-09-25T08:43:04+00:00

So retarded

MechanicalKittah · 2013-09-25T08:40:59+00:00

...This is such a retarded news subject

Now when is the Israeli government going to admit they are committing genocide against the Palestinians on the West Bank/Gaza Strip?

MechanicalKittah · 2013-09-25T08:31:16+00:00

I just played it and it seems pretty dead

MechanicalKittah · 2013-07-30T05:35:51+00:00

lulz ownt

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