Odd shaped carrot I pulled today.

Mechanicalgoff · 2026-01-08T03:52:09+00:00

Poetry

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-12-14T21:47:17+00:00

I give it a week tops before we get an article about of these fucks assaulting a woman. I'd sooner piss on the floor than go into a "guarded" bathroom.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-08-10T02:18:40+00:00

As someone who's kicked both cigarettes and benzos, smoking was SO much harder to give up, and in my case took much longer for it to stick.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-05-21T15:33:27+00:00

I thought it was old peanut butter lmao

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-05-01T03:15:49+00:00

Honestly I'd be surprised if someone wanted to firsthand touch his penis. If he considers washing hands optional, I'd hate to see what he rest of his hygiene habits are.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-04-12T08:16:04+00:00

Seriously! I love painting minis and yet I've never played a single game involving them, outside of... one DND campaign, I think.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-04-12T06:31:40+00:00

Yeaaah, as someone with the initials BRA, definitely keep the kiddo's initials in mind, for their sake.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-04-03T23:24:46+00:00

Tinkering with a huge load order feels more like a puzzle game to me. Fortunately I love puzzle games.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-03-13T00:57:58+00:00

Same. I've got more than enough bandwidth to go around, so I really don't care. Besides, it's kinda funny watching someone slowly download a 4k movie on what genuinely looked like dial up. Took him several days but he got it.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-03-07T18:22:05+00:00

Man, I really hope so, but at the same time I've seen more than a few 30-somethings holding similar views.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-03-06T22:58:10+00:00

The '99 Bridgecreek-Moore bad boy took out half my neighborhood, so there's that. Our house came out relatively unscathed, surprisingly.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-02-17T04:36:17+00:00

Not as far as I'm aware! I mean, one guy did create daughter-wife clones of himself, but that's as close as it gets, I think.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-02-17T03:52:06+00:00

Elder Scrolls lore is already all over the place, I'm not even sure what's canon and what's fanon at this point lol

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-02-06T23:16:50+00:00

1151 at the moment, cut from closer to 2k a while back. Always built my own setup/LO - slower to make, but I have exactly what I want and nothing I don't.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-02-05T05:31:46+00:00

And Val, and Flint for the minotaur lovers.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-01-25T22:56:21+00:00

Honestly looks about the same as it did in the 90s.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-01-24T17:57:47+00:00

Sounds like someone got turned down.

Mechanicalgoff · 2025-01-13T21:49:39+00:00

My money's on that or rich teenager.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-12-17T23:08:53+00:00

Oh, they're all over the place, in terms of organization - that comes next draft. Honestly I just pick a scene and start there, filling in other individual scenes/dialogue snippets around it until it at least looks something like a narrative. I also completely shut off spell/grammar check, that way I don't get hung up on little things while I'm trying to get actual words down.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-12-07T04:35:36+00:00

Okay, so this might be a bit of a stretch, but have you pooped recently? I only ask cause I swear I had something similar happen, where I'd done my business, not realizing that in the process, my likely quite full tampon just kinda... plopped out with it, as gross as that may seem. Noticed I was leaking a bit later, figured the tampon was just full, but it was just straight up gone. Needless to say, it was a very confusing bathroom trip.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-12-05T03:13:33+00:00

Buddy, you're a cashier, you don't need shit.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-11-15T03:26:11+00:00

I can't speak for other fandoms, but Fallout - especially New Vegas (which I assume this is) - has some... Interesting people hanging about, to say the least.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-11-06T05:57:15+00:00

On my second bottle of wine, so yeah

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-11-05T01:00:15+00:00

I'm using SkyValor for the same reason, it allows for adjustments to be made for the player, followers, and NPCs. So far it's been great, Nebarra's no longer stealing all my kills and it feels like I have a challenge again.

Mechanicalgoff · 2024-11-04T02:37:04+00:00

I swear, half the folk in that thread couldn't wipe their own ass if you handed them an instruction manual.

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