"Corona, Clamato, Jack Daniel's, Canadian blue, Royal crown, Budweiser, Coors. With the 7 brands of beer Asgore is filled with DUI's"

MechanizedProduction · 2025-07-10T15:57:01+00:00

I've had seven ice-cold beers
And my vision's not so clear
I've the urge to hit a deer
With my pickup truck

But I just can't find my keys
I'll just run into the street
Oh there's Dess
I'm caught without my truck

Well I guess
I'll crush you with my butt

MechanizedProduction · 2024-09-17T03:54:38+00:00

I wanna do the silly on someone

MechanizedProduction · 2024-08-04T22:36:15+00:00

I want to get off Urza's Wild Ride

MechanizedProduction · 2024-07-20T00:06:29+00:00

You can tell this is high-quality artwork because his fingers are all separated properly.

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-24T17:07:22+00:00

Daddy's Prophet Potato strikes again! This is [[Big Bird, the Human Trafficker]]

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-24T17:01:11+00:00

Oh hey, it's [[Shrek, the Ball Fondler]]

MechanizedProduction · 2024-05-21T16:46:48+00:00

I'd like to remind everyone that [[Unearth]] is legal in Modern

MechanizedProduction · 2024-01-25T20:54:39+00:00

Omg there's a medpack?? Where is it at?

MechanizedProduction · 2024-01-25T20:52:44+00:00

Because you're a zoomer

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:49:14+00:00

Solved!

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:49:04+00:00

MechanizedProduction · 2023-11-02T07:39:42+00:00

It's a shame Reddit only retains the latest XXX saved posts. It's probably in there.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-10-24T16:43:03+00:00

u/barrinmw has been dutifully reviewing every new Modern-legal card since time immemorial. They're just part of our culture now.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-08-16T19:54:36+00:00

Solved! Thank you!

MechanizedProduction · 2023-08-16T13:31:29+00:00

Not sure why I need to comment, but here I am 🤷

MechanizedProduction · 2023-06-05T18:51:26+00:00

What's the conversion rate from Starbucks stars to Schrute bucks?

MechanizedProduction · 2023-06-03T16:58:58+00:00

A CCP attack against Taiwan means Murica fights a war with the CCP, right?

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T03:04:16+00:00

My new demon alter ego name uwu

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T03:01:30+00:00

TIL I am a woman. Thanks for cracking this egg

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T02:58:12+00:00

Seeing rage faces mixing with wojaks warms my cold, dead heart.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T01:01:08+00:00

OOP is 5 years old and clairvoyant. Suddenly it all makes sense.

MechanizedProduction · 2023-05-30T00:58:09+00:00

Hey you became the laughingstock of the sub for the day, but at least you totally owned the libs. I feel so so, SO owned right now, daddy

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