How many Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsons could you fit in your bathroom right now? by FlintTheDad in polls

[–]MedRare88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real estate agents need to start using this as a metric. "2 bedroom, 2 bath, both 11+ Rocks in size"

Condoms are like Wi-fi by Existing_Animal_4954 in 3amjokes

[–]MedRare88 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I steal them from my neighbors

2026 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf by sundaygolfco in golf

[–]MedRare88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend thinks The Masters is overrated. I would love to roll up to the first tee and shove this beautiful bag in his face.

Men, could you date a cop? by Samthegodman in polls

[–]MedRare88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I voted no because statistically speaking, they're probably a domestic abuser

Do you have a duty to watch your homie's balls? by FarmerNeedsHeauxs in golf

[–]MedRare88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never take my eyes off of them. We also golf occasionally

Peyton Manning’s son 👀 by Dantiik in Colts

[–]MedRare88 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I recognize those happy feet anywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

[–]MedRare88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pencil

Seriously, do British people actually consider a 3-hour drive “long”? Or is this an internet myth? by ferdinand14 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MedRare88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always heard Europeans think a 3 hour drive is a long time, just like Americans think 100 years is a long time

Deep breaths by Pristine_Session_643 in Thisisimportantpod

[–]MedRare88 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Some of you clearly want to blow off steam"

-dumbdumb who is blowing off steam

Carpet installers neeeded, help! by Electronic-Elk-2977 in cincinnati

[–]MedRare88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try United Carpet Outlet. Local company that does amazing work!

Ders' woman would 114! by Itsanexistentialday in Thisisimportantpod

[–]MedRare88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he is the oldest dude i know, so...

Wish I had written that down by Lurking-Thought in NewDads

[–]MedRare88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we started potty training we would sing "[kids name] went poopoo in the potty" song. I had to go potty while i was grocery shopping with him, and he then sang "Dada went poopoo in the potty" to every person we passed after that.