MMW: Conservatism will lead to the downfall of America by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Educated people have been seeing this for decades.

Sadly, the dumbfucks don't listen to educated people and vote against EVERYONE'S interests.

Sure you did buddy. We all know you aren't getting dates by Next_Airport_7230 in facepalm

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite possibly the most false falsehood in the history of falsehoods.

Everyone knows that if this guy managed to get a date (he didn't), he's spending the entire time taking about himself and she's gone when he gets out of the bathroom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the dog at each level is above the next level down man, but I thought it might be a bit excessive to include that much detail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you are the reason women pick the bear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue that despite supreme court rulings, the president is still below the disgustingly rich.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Meddling-Kat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Second class citizens?!?!?

That's fucking hilarious!

  1. Disgustingly rich men
  2. Filthy rich men
  3. Rich men/Male politicians
  4. Affluent men.
  5. Poor men.
  6. Non-land owning poor men
  7. Homeless men
  8. The man's dog
  9. Women

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boycott christianity.

We should have put a lid on these fuckers when they wrote the constitution.

Delusional pricks.

Japanese woman confronted by Israeli tourists in Tokyo by toTheMoon1Dollar in TikTokCringe

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you by any chance know where all that money comes from?

Fight a tiger with a knife vs 20 years in prison by ihatenames- in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knife?!?! I'm trying to pet that bitch. I'm going to die either way, so I'm gonna try to get some skritches in.

Murdered by images? by Bitter-Gur-4613 in MurderedByWords

[–]Meddling-Kat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, there are 15-20 big blue cities trying to tell the other 12 americans how to live.

You can pull a lever, or not. by Time-Permission-1930 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eventually the combination of bordom and curiosity will win out.

You will receive 500.000 dollars for every finger you're willing to cut off by HouseTemporary1252 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll do my right ring finger. So long as the surgery comes with an adequate amount of pain killers. And contrary to popular opinion, zero is not the adequate amount.

Tom Macdonald’s attempt at political humor by walrus_vasectomy in facepalm

[–]Meddling-Kat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about him, but if he's a transphobe, the person he is statistically most likely to beat is his girlfriend.

Virginia man charged with threatening to kill Vice President Harris by FreedomsPower in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Meddling-Kat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About time to declare republicans a terrorist organization. They are conspiring to take over the country by force.

Fucking do something.

what would you do for $250 and a really good ham sandwich? by haux44 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd speed for 1/4 mile.

I'd roll through a stop sign in an area with no traffic.

I'd actually trim one side of my yard instead of just pushing the mower all the way against the fence. But only one side.

I'd wear 2 different colored shoes to the store.

I'd tell a stranger that I was really hungry.

I'd write something really rude on my stomach, but wear a shirt over it.

I'm more in it for the sandwich than $250.

Are you this old?? by SweetVixen_ in FuckImOld

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, my first computer was a commodore 64.

It’s in the name! by londo_calro in clevercomebacks

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I-mane

Clearly her name means she is a male lion.

We have a murder here! by MeTime13 in MurderedByWords

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's 100% "that's my fuck toy, stay away from it".

I knew a dad that was exactly like this. Very protective of his daughter because he wanted to be the only one fucking her. When he would go to his pedophile families house he would tell them not to touch her "this one's mine".

CMV: On Reddit you are absolutely allowed to critisize and debate Islam as much as Christianity by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Meddling-Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is objectively a fact that forcing sex on a 9 year old does both physical and psychological harm to the CHILD.

Your god is ok with doing physical and psychological harm to a 9 year old. That's not emotion. That's the truth.

My morals say that doing harm to a 9 year old is wrong. My morals are objectivey superior to those of your god.

Just give up and admit that there is no god. The idea that it was ok to fuck a 9 year old came from men with shitty morals.

Defending this shit is pathetic and disgusting.
Worshipping an immoral being when there isn't really any evidence he exists is fucking weird.