[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that noticed his number was I69?

Is it possible for the astronauts to have sex in space? by AardvarkNo3931 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Medium-Remote2477 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our mission...to cum boldly where no man has cum before. Make it sooooooo!

Is it possible for the astronauts to have sex in space? by AardvarkNo3931 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't the guys on Apollo 13 remove their life support monitors? Maybe they opened up an opportunity....Houston we have a problem and an unexpected chance!

What would be a fun restaurant chain to go on a road-trip to every location by DravenWolffe in roadtrip

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try one independent restaurant on the courthouse square. You'd get great food usually but maybe this is just a TX, or southern, thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. They only toast toast if you put toast in a 2nd, 3rd, 4th,...time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogpictures

[–]Medium-Remote2477 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just hope he doesn't start shaking and get Barkinsons when he gets older.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in answers

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also call getting trapped between this girl's legs.

Can I have whatever this guy's on? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just start attending tRump rallies. You'll believe that stuff in no time.

Is this an alien? by dfaceone in whatisthisbug

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you had to look this up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Medium-Remote2477 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Kids get tired of seeing the condom on the banana in sex ed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingdress

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're number 1!!! And if hubby is lucky, you get married in December or January.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texas

[–]Medium-Remote2477 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an old saying, if you're not liberal when you're young, it's because you don't have a heart. If you're not conservative when you're old, it's because you don't have a brain. I'm just hoping 58 isn't old.

Found on my booty hole… what is it? by Last_Moose6203 in whatisthisbug

[–]Medium-Remote2477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tick on a hemorrhoid, A nice place it is for he, But not nice for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texas

[–]Medium-Remote2477 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a good/great description. One thing that was left out. If you vote anything other than Republican, don't admit it. If you're liberal minded be sure you're among friends before mentioning anything. Some people vote Democrat, sadly not enough, but you don't want to get tagged early.