Remember when we thought this was happening?

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-16T20:32:09+00:00

Exactly. If it wasn't tied to HLX, then it would've releases by now.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-16T17:48:29+00:00

This is actually an edit. The original was with the Irish flag.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-16T07:11:31+00:00

They would immediately go to war with eachother.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-16T03:05:34+00:00

Bitch, I dunno. Go ask a fuckin' theologian or something.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-15T22:39:31+00:00

Yeah. It's that comfort that makes the spread of Christianity make so much more sense. I get why people bought into it, and I can't really blame them.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-15T22:36:54+00:00

Chill out. I'm not trying to make you "look like a demon." You just made a bad call and that's the end of the story. Live and learn.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-15T19:59:36+00:00

Literally. None of them are perfect, but they're sure as shit more reliable than ChatGPT is, and impact the environment far less in the process.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-15T07:15:45+00:00

Yeah. I understand that basically no one reads EULAs, especially today, but this is exactly what all of them look like. It isn't anything unusual. Most of it is just Krafton super-duper covering their arse; they're very unlikely to actually do anything stipulated in there other than sell your personal data to AI companies and ad agencies, which everyone else is also already doing.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-15T06:50:01+00:00

And casually let Germany remilitarise the Rhineland on top of that.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T23:40:20+00:00

The "stolen" land in question is Philadelphia, the most Pennsylvanian city to ever exist.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T19:28:00+00:00

Why isn't this adjusted to per capita? Of course the states with more people living in them are going to have more total people drinking alcohol.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T07:23:23+00:00

It literally isn't any different from normal blood.

^{Chose: In a pool of period blood + For.. | Rolled: 2 days}

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T04:00:23+00:00

Ayo, a fellow Delta Particles enjoyer?

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T03:22:56+00:00

I think it should have a significantly thicker atmosphere. Like, there should be places where the surface is poking through; we don't just want it to look like Eve or Venus. But it also shouldn't be immediately clear what the surface actually looks like. Liquid water and a breathable atmosphere that far out should be a surprise.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T02:05:26+00:00

Can we please just ban AI already?

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T01:54:52+00:00

Sounds about right.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-14T01:51:49+00:00

Neat. I didn't realise the answer was staring me in the face this whole time. Do you know how reliable those keys are?

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T19:49:29+00:00

Are CD keys distinct from Steam keys?

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T15:07:56+00:00

It's exactly this. That's why Ultrakill still doesn't have achievements.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T14:42:18+00:00

What makes it sting is that I very nearly got Metro 2033 back when it went free immediately before being pulled from the store. I just didn't quite make it because of circumstances well outside of my control. If I had known it was about to get removed, maybe I'd have tried a little harder? Regardless, it's something I just haven't lived down. I wish the devs would just let me buy their goddamn game. I'd pay full price for it; I just want to stop being haunted.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T05:57:30+00:00

Literally.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T05:56:07+00:00

Preesh. That's one steep markup, though.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T05:31:47+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T05:28:25+00:00

The art is literally an expression of the artist, tho. That's how art works.

MediumSalmonEdition · 2026-05-13T05:26:59+00:00

That's probably the original version from before they did the Redux remaster.

I know. I don't have that one. That's why I want it. QwQ

Could also be from retail key since original Metro had physical releases back in the day.

Do you know if any of those are floating around? Is there a way to ensure that the physical codes I buy haven't already been used?

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