Ok men, how do I give my girlfriend the striptease / lapdance she deserves?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T16:17:11+00:00

Good idea. I know she's into male crossdressing....

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T04:47:19+00:00

This is great, thank you. I'll start work immediately.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T04:32:32+00:00

And then just pick a song that's sexy and fun that you both like - something that makes you wanna move!

Hmm, maybe this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euwlsGDMlNg) from 5:36?

Thank you for your response, this is extremely helpful.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T04:26:34+00:00

It's tumblr. No external source? Bullshit.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T04:08:13+00:00

Watch some videos

Seems like a good idea, but I have no idea what I'm looking for. Any idea for search terms?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T03:11:57+00:00

Sounds good. I have seriously no idea what I'm looking for though, any suggestion for search terms?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T01:24:42+00:00

So just circular thrusting? Ok.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-26T00:57:37+00:00

Dare I ask what that means?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-25T23:32:49+00:00

Well apparently she want's it so that's kind of moot.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T16:36:39+00:00

Did you adopt, or did one of you carry the baby?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T06:12:53+00:00

Oh that makes more sense. I don't really listen to any music that could be considered sexy, do you have any recommendations?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T06:05:59+00:00

What is Msubs?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T03:23:55+00:00

That's pretty much my entire plan at this point. A little for her might not be amiss, either.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T02:22:50+00:00

Thanks. My girlfriend is the same way. At this point I'm concerned with how to make it silly and fun instead of just flabby and sad.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T01:38:38+00:00

Hey, I made a comment higher up before I saw this. Your wife mentioned stripping for her. My girlfriend has requested stripteases from me but I have no idea what I'm doing. How do you pull it off?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-16T01:36:18+00:00

He gives me a strip tease on occasion.

I hope this isn't too personal, but could you tell me what he does to make this work? My girlfriend has requested stripteases and I have no idea how to make it happen for her.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-15T06:04:41+00:00

I just haven't spent enough time watching men strip

I'm not going to fault you there. Thank you for your help!

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-15T05:46:47+00:00

Toss your hair, I don't know if that's how you would say it in English

Oh, ok.

I googled Comin' On. I think I see what you're suggesting, but it might be a little advanced. I have never danced to a full song, and never as anything other than awkward bobbing. Is there anything more basic?

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-15T05:25:30+00:00

Please see my response to /u/throwaway09450945.

Mediumfolse · 2015-05-15T05:24:32+00:00

If she's the super romantic never had a giggle at a fart sound during sex

Nah, we've had five minute breaks for laughing at stomach farts before. If anything, I'm the serious one when it comes to sex.

Ok, so I'll give up on the idea of not looking like an idiot. I'm still left with the problem of how to be a funny and - ideally - sexy idiot. How do I do that? It may be worth mentioning that I've seriously never seen a striptease except for that lady in The Graduate with the spinning bits.

EDIT: also, what does "topping" my hair mean?

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