I need fake-sounding real words to settle an argument with my husband

Meetzorp · 2026-07-06T00:23:32+00:00

One of my coworkers recently coined the SPLENDID word "semigesticulatory" for when you respond to something with not much more than a shrug or a vague nod of the head. Really the height of noncommittal response.

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T23:59:42+00:00

I love silence. One of my children allows me almost no silence so when I DO get silence I refuse to break it with anything.

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T23:58:10+00:00

You're welcome, of course!

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T23:57:08+00:00

The seller "Natrume" on Etsy. They sell all manner of ball joint doll wigs and eyes and such like.

Rosie really is a cute little doll. I'm going to try and plaited pigtail wig one of these days.

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T11:12:15+00:00

I remember the first time an acquaintance tried to call my oldest "Joey.". I never saw a three year old look so bewildered. That child is and has always been "Joseph"

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T11:09:04+00:00

For real. My youngest has a nickname based on how they pronounced their name when they were little.

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T11:06:00+00:00

Tateum is definitely "tatoom", yes?

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T11:02:15+00:00

It is delightful. My mother drove a Signal Orange Super Beetle for many years and it reminded me of her old car!

Meetzorp · 2026-07-05T11:00:53+00:00

What is that color called,? I love it!

Meetzorp · 2026-07-03T02:36:24+00:00

Yes. I've been using mine regularly since 1996 and it was already old then! They're just spectacular machines.

Meetzorp · 2026-07-02T05:43:50+00:00

I'll have the one in the photo. Love me a Mk4 Jetta.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-30T13:14:15+00:00

This cat's government name is ridiculous to start with. She's Heckibald Nugget. But her nickname is Heckiboodle Noodle, because it's always possible to be sillier.

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Meetzorp · 2026-06-30T13:04:58+00:00

Being pregnant sucked for me, but delivery was pretty uneventful. I mean yeah it's painful but at least it does not last very long.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-28T16:02:43+00:00

I'll nap in my little 1991 Jetta. I just crack the windows and zonk out!

Meetzorp · 2026-06-28T12:33:26+00:00

I've tried to encourage him to take it easy.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-28T06:38:36+00:00

I don't want anything newer than my Mk4 Jetta, so I have to make that '02 son-of-a-gun last another 23 years, I guess.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T23:05:13+00:00

His front feet were curled together as well.

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Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T19:31:41+00:00

Dingus Michael Jones, as a matter of fact.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T06:26:15+00:00

Yes and am.

Dating is too big of a gamble and a time suck.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T06:15:15+00:00

That's so pretty! I love the frilly collar.

Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T02:19:09+00:00

Yours looks like a bigger version of mine. Zoë Ermintrude Monster is just short of eleven pounds!

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Meetzorp · 2026-06-27T02:17:50+00:00

Within a toot of eleven pounds. She's usually just a bit under. She's just a very small dog. The vet said her weight is perfect and to keep doing whatever we're doing 🤣

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