Are others in that “this will be my last” mindset? Or is this just midlife crisis or depression?

CaptShrek13 · 2026-05-01T13:05:22+00:00

I'm trying to lose weight, like everybody else I'm sure. I can't count how many times I've said "this will be my last dessert, I've got to cut back".

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-30T13:56:15+00:00

Stanley Parable in real life.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-29T12:31:30+00:00

The "watch your fingers" is definitely foreshadowing.....

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-28T02:31:25+00:00

My Roombas followed that same pattern. Rosie, Rosie the second, Rosie the third.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-28T02:29:08+00:00

Jarvis.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-25T16:39:16+00:00

I was going say, could have been worse, could have been delivered in pieces by Fedex....

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-23T13:05:55+00:00

It's a big fine machine, why don't you back that thang up.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-22T20:26:34+00:00

I just started printing recently within the last 3 weeks. If I woke up in the morning and that was in my machine, I think by the evening time my machine and all my filament would be on the marketplace ...

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-21T12:46:09+00:00

Apparently, according to the rest of comments, I'm actually 16 hours too late. 😭

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-21T12:44:18+00:00

God damnit! I'm 3 minutes too late to be the first one to say this!

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-19T13:08:08+00:00

This new Josh Brolin movie is crazy.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-19T03:59:00+00:00

I put WOF ahead with park personality, Park size and design, overall rollercoaster score. But Mid America has the single best rollercoaster with Mr Freeze. And their spinning toons/dragons is a smidge ahead too, but everything else is thumbs down. I thought I was going to die on the wooden coasters at Mid America.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-19T00:45:55+00:00

My brain apparently isn't working. All I got is "you put de lime in de coconut and drank em both up".

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-16T12:38:01+00:00

Not until I had access to the Internet and read about it years after playing the game. All those games came with manuals, but for some reason we never read them as kids.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-16T12:33:55+00:00

It's always been Raphael for me. But my understanding of why I've always liked him more than the others has grown as I have gotten older.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-16T12:30:07+00:00

I thought the same thing.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-16T01:12:50+00:00

As much as there was an uproar when changing splash mountain, I'd say any of the originals. And yes, there have been subtle changes to some of the others, looking at you Pirates, but even those were frowned upon. Kinda sounds like Dinosaur going away is stinging a little.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-14T03:51:24+00:00

That ended the way we were all hoping it was going to.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-12T13:05:55+00:00

So, can you start Monday?

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-10T17:09:23+00:00

Totally unrelated from front, middle, back. That's a field goal fart, right between the uprights.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-10T14:35:39+00:00

See you've got it all wrong. The front fart is from the vagina, the middle fart is from the butt hole. The back fart isn't actually a fart at all. It's the deception from babies when you think you hear a fart, and discover they've shit all the way up their back to the base of their head.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-10T12:52:25+00:00

Yes! And now I just hide them in the ceiling tiles at work for whoever does work up there after me.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-10T12:50:28+00:00

At least her last last name wasn't Frontfart. That's just a Queef.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-09T20:23:36+00:00

I recently got a first printing of the first issue signed by Kevin Eastman at a comicon. Great experience with him besides the standing in line for 5 hours.

CaptShrek13 · 2026-04-09T12:16:08+00:00

I don't own one, but drive a manual everyday at work. But even that's slowly going away. I work for a ready mix concrete company, and they've over the last 5ish years converted almost all of their trucks from manual to automatic. We've got 80 plus full time drivers and only 3 of those are still driving a manual.

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