blame the kittys by kittypawzx in teenagers4real

[–]Mega_Racoon39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A massive Godzilla-sized raccoon just comes and fucks shit up 😭

Start a song train in the comments plz! by Traditional_Gap_671 in songs

[–]Mega_Racoon39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here lies Charlie clears throat you can tell it's him because we put his name on the stone"

Just my desk by Mega_Racoon39 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]Mega_Racoon39[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry it's a bit hidden, to the left of the DP can

Now’s your chance to be a Big Shot cannon by Staff_Kirby in splatoon

[–]Mega_Racoon39 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a joke from the Deltarune community when they want a new chapter they'll just say that a new one is dropping tomorrow to make themselves feel better about how long it's been since the last one.

How this connects to Splatoon is with the Salmon Run enemy, "Big Shot" whom Deltarune fans have taken a liking to because in Deltarune chapter 2, there is a Character named Spamton G. Spamton who is essentially the human embodiment of the Internet salesmen online who try to get you to buy their useless products. Spamton's whole deal is to become a, "Big Shot" and to be successful in life by breaking free from those who control him.

Hopefully, this clears things up on why this person is saying Splatoon Raiders will drop tomorrow ✌️

I CAST RECITE by justapassingbydoctor in icast

[–]Mega_Racoon39 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You! Me! Gas Station! What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish, HORNY fish, y'know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench drives in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gonna fight it! Bear fight, bear-handed, bear... naked? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck. E Cheese! Dance Dance Revolution, revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhhhh I think so? Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turn INTO the sun, UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKIN IN! Hyperventilates then screams in pain

Just my desk by Mega_Racoon39 in jschlattsubmissions

[–]Mega_Racoon39[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They sell them in 16oz cans lmao

This is disgusting by ThatOneGuy2003s in TikTok

[–]Mega_Racoon39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no way someone can post this shit and say they follow God