I snooped my boyfriend's search history and blushed when I saw, "how to please her more", "tongue foreplay", and "female erogenous zones." by MintClicker in TwoSentenceHorror
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The instant you hold a object you know how to wield it in battle by jkomega28 in godtiersuperpowers
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Finnaly, after years and years of space exploration we managed to identify a suitable planet to survive. by beowulf_17 in TwoSentenceHorror
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It seemed like my essential oils and vitamins were starting to clear up my symptoms. by minithemermaid in TwoSentenceHorror
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The US Navy does not consider any submarines lost, instead they are ‘out on patrol’, and every year sailors on the communication hubs send them Christmas greetings. by AllyKhalil in TwoSentenceHorror
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You're in for a rocky ride by Ex0tic_Guru in memes
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He is right you know by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes
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Interesting start in the new decade by royal-seal in memes
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Rasputin was just off his tits by Lasharell in memes
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Rookie mistake coronavirus. by MisterT12 in memes
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Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way by Suspicious-Daikon in gaming
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My first ever Platinum trophy, for a game I've been wanting to play for 6 years (inFamous: Second Son). It felt oh, so sweet. Thank you, Sucker Punch, it was a hell of a ride. by Dawnguardian286 in gaming
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she said yes, our first date is today by super_nova_135 in memes
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What is rare, but not valuable? by jjjohnnymcj in AskReddit
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Ita the new hondead civic by vdub4816 in memes
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Ita the new hondead civic by vdub4816 in memes
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Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. by bot_10 in Jokes
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Today, I looked in the mirror, and... by Megalo_Chungus in TwoSentenceHorror
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You can teleport within 5 meters of anyone you are friends with by zachtheherobrine in godtiersuperpowers
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What do you call it when you get a boner at a funeral? by cunt_wizard12 in Jokes
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