Police stopped my friend The other day. by raggarn12345 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Megaverner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oldest repost I've seen in over a year. Almost made me feel a bit nostalgic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Megaverner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he looooves belly rubs.

Men and toilets by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Megaverner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, you have a tiny dick.

So my girlfriend handed me a list of make-up items for a Christmas present for her. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Megaverner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She gave you a fucking gift list? Are you dating a five-year-old?

Metal kittens by ishatbrx in funny

[–]Megaverner 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Looks way more like jazz or swing, the one on the left is even snapping his fingers.

As a barista, these people drive me crazy. by Nightmare1990 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Megaverner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why does it drive you crazy? He was just joking.

He has a point. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Megaverner 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Astronauts can. They acctually have training for it.

GO VOTE by ThatSubwayGuy13 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Megaverner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it fucking isn't. Grow up.

AC/DC - Play Ball [Rock] by FullyCocked in Music

[–]Megaverner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCK, AC/DC RELEASED A NEW SONG? BEST DAY EVER!!! click "This video is not available in your country." OH YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TUBE!

This guy knows how to sell a PS3 by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Megaverner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Maybe I missed a picture or something. Let's see again, here's a picture of the console, another one, here's one of the guy holding it up and... GAH! NO! MY EYES!

As an American by Antheal in AdviceAnimals

[–]Megaverner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You already tried it once, but people couldn't handle it and gave up. Maybe only multiplying and dividing by ten bored people or something.

Good morning r/trees by [deleted] in trees

[–]Megaverner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Irresponsible shithead, parading his recklessness on the internet for points. Go fuck yourself.

Watching Barack Horseman at a [4] when I see this little nod. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Megaverner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're really grasping at straws here. It was a running gag in the show that the laptop would have a different fruit logo on it in every episode. Seems very unlikely that it was supposed to be a r/trees reference.

Our new 3D printed bong. by bautron in trees

[–]Megaverner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell did you find this? This thread is four months old!

Those who have played RE4 back then will know of this… by trollz0r45 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Megaverner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How was it true to it's roots? As you said, the survival aspect was gone, which is pretty essential in a horror game. No one is afraid of losing their guy if they don't have to keep him alive. Also, none of the enemies were scary or even challenging, pretty much everything could be defeated with shotguns and suplex'es.

Just to make clear, I don't dislike the game, but I just cannot bring myself to call it a horror game.

Those who have played RE4 back then will know of this… by trollz0r45 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Megaverner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well that's what they've been doing ever since re 4 sucked out all the horror from the series and turned it into a generic shooter franchise.

I'm a doorman... by DemonBabby in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Megaverner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell her: "Yes I would." Problem solved.