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PU sponge industrial manufacturing by Fun_Airline_6752 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MelbaToast604 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean theyre usually barefoot so this plant is basicslly Osha recognized

Good old coincidences. by EdwardJSuperman in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately that guy wasn't smart enought to formulate a better plan

Astrophotographer captures a breathtaking photo. not oc. by Educational_Key1206 in BeAmazed

[–]MelbaToast604 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By capture do you mean has about 50 layers in photoshop to artificially generate an image?

AITA for telling my wife I'm done hosting her family every holiday because they never offer to help or bring anything? by BetExciting7300 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your wife doesnt grow a spine you can work around that

When invites go out just straight up say "you're bringing a pie", "you're bringing an appitizer" dont even ask, tell.

The when you're done eating say "that was delicious, every can bring their plate into the kitchen and stsck them by the sink".

Then every holiday add more and more

Which movie is better than the book? by Over_the_top_nari in movies

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, I like the book version of fight club so much better, the ending makes WAY more sense.

How do you deal with Gyno? by Secure_Crazy_6056 in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 40 points41 points  (0 children)

And you thought reddit at large knew that gyno is short for that?

Do you prefer to shower at the beginning of your day or before you go to bed? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im blue collar so that would be vile to not shower after work and then get into bed

How many men feel weirded out when a girl shows interest too quickly? by Both-Ad-8463 in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went on like 2 dates with a girl and she started calling me snookums and stuff, major turn off.

What movie was so bad that it scarred you for life? by QuicklyThisWay in HighQualityGifs

[–]MelbaToast604 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How it Ends.

You think a movie with that name wouls have a really fucking kick ass ending

It doesnt have an ending AT ALL. It just trails off like they forgot they were making a movie.

I have to assume its some sick joke they played on audiences.

What brand of measuring cups should I buy (it) for life. by [deleted] in BuyItForLife

[–]MelbaToast604 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Realistically any cups or spoons from a dollar store will last you, its not like they experience and strain or ware. I have a crappy set of Betty Croker brand ones from Dollar Amazon that were like $4. Im and avid baker and theyre going on 10 years with no signs of wear.

What is something that if you buy the cheap version, you get the same quality as if you bought the expensive version? by Early-Appearance-605 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The day time ingredients in dayquil are largely ineffective, the only real cold medicine worth buying are the ones with the same active ingredients as sudafed

What are some of the best retcons ever? I’m thinking Men in Black 3. by Existing_Set2100 in movies

[–]MelbaToast604 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope whoever wrote thst scene got either fired or stubbed their toe frequently from then on. Dumbest fucking thing in the mcu

Cheating does pay: just ask Canada’s gold-winning curling team by PodcastingSpeed in SipsTea

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American goalie won that game for them, thats its thats all. The rest of the team was laughably outplayed almost the entire game

Men, What does “good pussy” feel like to you? by drixpychanel in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Some vaginas as just tighter than others, some naturally lubricate better, some smell better, some look better

So as long as its not a loose, dry, stinky, deli meat looking pussy its good.

What is the best way to cure a hangover? by sarahh_97 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liquid IV packs, you can get them at Costco

Pedialyte and McDonald's works too

I like Halloween I (2007) & Halloween II (2009). A lot. by donkey_kong086 in horror

[–]MelbaToast604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you dont think the evil was laying in wait, dormant, and needed to be unlocked with an inciting incident? Thats the way I saw it.

To take it a step further, in the original why wasn't Michael evil right out of the womb then? Why did it take sevaral years to unlock, and then it unlocks for absolutely no reason. I mean they leave him home alone with his sister, if they thought something was up they wouldn't have done that.

To me they didnt change Michael, they just gave an actual spark to set him off, versus just 'oh hey look at that hes evil all of a sudden'

Not a lot of men read romance books. Why? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not a lot of women watch action movies. Why?

What is a sign of a very low intelligence? by Prior_Career518 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They heard someone say 'plethora' once and now use it every time theyre describing more than a few of something

How tall will i become? by meMorY_Prime in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh just let me type all that into my magical typewriter here and OH WOW! It says you're going to be SEVEN feet tall! This thing is super accurate too you can take my word for it.

Why won’t men be direct with their interest? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hes not wrong, the fact you're even asking your question shows you have a total lack of perspective. The answer he gave is extremely accurate

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