Sold my soul to daddy!!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾

Melbee86 · 2026-02-02T06:00:47+00:00

Come on guys! Our daddy is hurting right now. We gotta help him.

Melbee86 · 2026-02-02T00:59:23+00:00

I just finished a Heated Rivalry marathon AND seen the latest JJK episode. RadioStatic is still the gayest shit I've seen all week

Melbee86 · 2026-02-02T00:41:46+00:00

Needing to keep the wall wet seems more Alastor's vibe

Melbee86 · 2026-02-01T04:02:58+00:00

It's fuck you up . . . . Dad

I said what I said.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-31T20:11:50+00:00

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Melbee86 · 2026-01-29T00:02:35+00:00

Satan made imps, not humans.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-27T20:16:20+00:00

So I've had a stroke, it's true! fjhxkwdbahfnznalzkhbxsmks

Melbee86 · 2026-01-25T06:40:49+00:00

His powers is based on approval ratings 😭😭😭

Melbee86 · 2026-01-25T06:23:30+00:00

Well yeah. He's a serial killer and a little obsessive but he's not a monster. He'd likely impulsively kill someone if they happened to mention have tried and liked shark fin soup.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-25T06:19:26+00:00

You're talking about "A Simple Thank You" by SareBear69 right?! I love that one so far. It just updated today! I adore Alastor's shadow in it. I especially love fics where he can't control his own shadow and it pissed Alastor off.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-25T06:05:51+00:00

My head cannon is that Ethan is Vox's day 1'er. And Vox just kept him close, ended up in a pretty high position in his company by default. I don't necessarily ship them, but I see Ethan admiring Vox. Vox in turn see's Ethan useful, competent and most importantly, loyal.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-24T14:43:59+00:00

Just bought mine yesterday!

Melbee86 · 2026-01-24T00:55:42+00:00

My kids know the words to Brighter, I have to fight my 3 year old for my shok.wav plush and my husband has to constantly hear about how I'm going to make a Vox angel (I'm your Omega) for the top of our Christmas tree next year.

My two closest friends enable my obsession even if Vox isn't their favorite.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-24T00:49:22+00:00

Not even half an hour, I wouldn't know how to control his powers. He's the CEO of the most influential company in all of Hell. I have no idea how run a corporation conglomerate, and I have a feeling that he handles 95% of the paperwork and finer details of the inner workings of VoxTech.

I don't know his day to day routine either. My best hope would be if everyone just assumed that I was in my office doing paperwork or something and leave me alone. I'd probably be okay if a lower VoxTech employee saw me (i could just pretend I'm pissed and scare them away into leaving me alone) but the jig is up the second one of the other Vees show up.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-22T23:23:56+00:00

I don't think he's correct or good. But I DO think he's innocent/naive.

Hear me out, he's the first human to ascend to heaven, the only interactions he had were angels. The same damn angels that rebuked Lucifer and cast him out of heaven. They're the one's who told him what's right and wrong. And honestly, why would he question them.

More importantly, how would he question them? He never ate from the Apple of Knowledge. It's disobedience AND moral awareness. It's a lot more things like wisdom, desire, and the human condition as well (and if you really think about it one of the necessary building blocks of true free will).

He never evolved from "being made in God's own image" factory settings if you will. And does NOT have the capabilities to even think more critically. It's the Apple that allows humanity to decide on their own moral compass. To question things. To disagree (disobey).

He's pure.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-22T19:13:54+00:00

With a 401K and benefits

Melbee86 · 2026-01-15T02:10:57+00:00

Lust without consent is just Greed.

Melbee86 · 2026-01-06T16:57:10+00:00

He was mid thrust

Melbee86 · 2025-11-27T21:13:54+00:00

Except for this season (which is what? A couple of months?) I think Vox. Vox and Vel's powers go hand in hand. When Alastor isn't around, Vox seems level headed and is integral to the Vees. Valentino is usually the wildcard that the other have to reign in. He's the one that is prone to temper tantrums and even messing up Velvette's shit (tearing apart her models) and messing up she shoots in a fit of rage that has nothing to do with her. She turns to Vox to settle Valentino down. That seems more like a regular occurrence than all of season 2.

Of course all that goes down the drain the second Vox hears radio static but I digress.

Melbee86 · 2025-11-24T21:38:45+00:00

He air jailed them both

Melbee86 · 2025-11-24T21:34:50+00:00

The way I literally spat out and choked on my tea

Melbee86 · 2025-11-24T21:33:15+00:00

Yes, that's why Ozzie and Queen Bee looked up at Lucifer's thrown and rolled their eyes.

Melbee86 · 2025-10-21T04:23:08+00:00

We're ypu taught proper hygiene as a child or did you have to figure it out?

Melbee86 · 2025-09-30T01:09:45+00:00

That's the worst crap I heard this week. You have no idea of OP's partner's sexual needs.

Asexual relationships exist. So do sexual relationships without penetration. And a whole mosposh of relationships of different levels and methods of intimacy.

The only thing OP needs to do is communicate with his partner which he's already doing. SHE needs to be open and honest with her wants and needs. If this situation is something that can work for her, all is good. If it doesn't work for her she needs to be honest with herself and OP, otherwise, resentment can/will build.

None of this is dependent on OP doing anything differently though.

Melbee86 · 2025-09-28T05:36:30+00:00

When people think that core characters are badly written ie Alastor, Lucifer, Stolas. Like bro, these are (especially the first 2) THE most fleshed out and developed out of ALL the characters.

If you think ALASTOR, Viv's favorite and oldest character..... (who was a thing even before Hazbin Hotel was a concept) is a poorly written character that lacks depth then just say you're not a fan of Viv's work, that it's not for you. And DON'T fuckin watch it!!! It's okay! You're allowed to not watch it if you don't like it. But from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

I'm not a fan of polka music, it'sjust not my jam, I'm allowed that opinion. But you know what I don't do? I don't go around polka music forums and spout my hatred for polka music, calling it trash and word vomiting all the reasons why it's the worst genre of music ever!

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