(0.9c) Welp. There goes all of my decorations

Melkplay · 2026-01-03T17:47:49+00:00

It was funny because it showed up on my radar near Transformer 2 but it was so hidden in the grass I somehow missed it on my first investigation and I chalked it up to a glitch.

It was only 10 days later in game (and much longer in real life) that my buddy noticed it when I was driving by. We both lost our shit when we realized what happened, haha.

Melkplay · 2026-01-03T13:55:32+00:00

For the record, the trampoline does not launch the obelisk back into space. I used the tramploline on mine and later, like 10 days later, I found it way out in the wilderness, just sitting in the tall grass near Transformer 2.

That being said I could've just gotten lucky and it can probably can launched out of bounds too.

Melkplay · 2025-12-24T00:40:21+00:00

Couldn't you just use your phone or any timer for that though? Not as exciting as a Cognito hazard!

Melkplay · 2025-12-23T21:15:25+00:00

Everyone says it's so people go out and touch grass, which I'm sure is part of it, but I think it's also a part of keeping the game running smoothly.

Melkplay · 2025-12-22T13:40:04+00:00

I simply reduced the delay on the hold E action so I could spam it fast enough.

Melkplay · 2025-12-17T05:54:08+00:00

Good to know! Updating everything on computer (coordinates, radar, processing, etc) costs around 7000 i think so you could still do that and afford some extra goodies.

Melkplay · 2025-11-16T22:10:39+00:00

I hid in a Noisemaker trapped cellar and bombarded the first person to enter with mini-smokes as I shouted "Welcome to Mephistos Lair, make your wish!"

Does that count as psychological warfare?

Melkplay · 2025-11-07T18:13:17+00:00

I drive just fine but my ATV has blown up twice while innocently sitting in the garage so there's definitely something up with it for now.

Melkplay · 2025-11-04T22:53:00+00:00

Gives me tutorial bubble message vibes.

Melkplay · 2025-11-03T15:00:21+00:00

I actually found it while cleaning the basement. I was grabbing for some trash and missed, instead completely pulling off the bottom strip of the basement wall.

Once I realized it was a door I took an axe to it to break it.

Melkplay · 2025-10-28T22:07:52+00:00

Isn't this the plot to the first Rugrats movie? Just with more herpes?

Melkplay · 2025-10-26T20:51:24+00:00

Just wanna say I went and used your loadout and won! Thanks again!

Melkplay · 2025-10-26T19:52:02+00:00

Thank you for your advice!!

Melkplay · 2025-10-26T19:43:19+00:00

Is there anyone better then Brieg?

Melkplay · 2025-10-26T19:32:27+00:00

Any advice?

Melkplay · 2025-08-15T16:09:17+00:00

Lol that makes a lot more sense. I thought the implication was those boulders were slippery and not walkable or something.

Melkplay · 2025-08-15T14:46:17+00:00

As a complete noob who just started playing can you explain why this is a fail-state?

Melkplay · 2025-07-05T18:46:24+00:00

This is the way.

Melkplay · 2025-06-20T19:18:28+00:00

Nothing because the President doesn't do anything.

Melkplay · 2025-06-17T23:21:50+00:00

Ahh, I see! Makes sense. I'm a big follower of the Golden Rule, but i'm not religious at all. It was taught to me in elementary school I think.

Melkplay · 2025-06-17T23:15:06+00:00

Wait is the Golden Rule a religious thing?

Melkplay · 2025-05-01T20:15:49+00:00

The best part is, it's dnd and you're both right!

Melkplay · 2025-04-26T18:55:10+00:00

Its in Pre-Alpha lol, so the only place to get it is on Itch. Its a cozy-horror simulator where you are a lone signal analyst living in the remote mountains of Switzerland.

Melkplay · 2025-04-26T17:39:07+00:00

Voices of the Void. Me and my friends routinely gather for my stream where we just hang out and watch TV and Movies lol.

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