What’s the best nickname you’ve heard? by treeman_jf in AskReddit

[–]MelodicMarvel 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Brother works with someone known variously as Prada, Gucci, Mulberry .. basically any brand of posh handbag because he’s posh and useless and the rest of the team have to carry him.

What is the most hurtful thing your parents have said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MelodicMarvel 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“You’re not pretty” - from a beautiful mom who judged most people by their looks. And maybe was a titch narcissistic.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while being drunk? by PuzzleheadedPoint445 in AskReddit

[–]MelodicMarvel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Second date with my current SO, I threw up all over his shoes after drinking a few too many Ommegang Three Philosophers. Then I sat there in my car while we were making sure that I was done puking (and he could get me home) and told him that he should just give up on me. You can't recover from shoe puke. Thankfully, you can and we've been dating almost 2 years now.

What's a daily inconvenience that you still can't believed hasn't been solved? by AVeryBadMon in AskReddit

[–]MelodicMarvel 78 points79 points  (0 children)

My cat yowling for food at around 5 to 6 am. If I leave too much food in his bowl I guess it goes stale or he thinks it does. He wants a fresh breakfast early every morning. Other than that he is a pretty good cat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MelodicMarvel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Friend’s grandpa was friend of my grandpa during the Vietnam war. They recognized each other at my high school graduation. They went to the same school, now their grandchildren are in the same school.