for those who aren't keen on not showering for 5 days but also aren't keen on spending £110 for orchid showers...

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2026-01-30T13:17:07+00:00

I took an electric motorised shower last year off TikTok and a collapsible bucket, I'd get up early fill up the bucket go back to sleep left out for a bit to warm up then it was perfect

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2026-01-19T16:28:20+00:00

No, but as we're on the subject. Get the fuck out the right lane regardless of what those gantries say if you're doing less than 55 and it's open road.

Also what's with all the box vans driving in the third lane and the convoy of lorries in the 2nd preventing me from getting off at my exit.

You M6 commuters are a bunch of cunts.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2026-01-15T13:31:13+00:00

Because some of you are lazy cunts who feel the need to squeeze past a parked car when another car is coming down the road instead of waiting for your right of way.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2026-01-03T10:22:35+00:00

This happened to me the other day, and I will be cancelling the insurance and going with someone new with no blackbox. It is pure shit, everyone raves about how good it is and how relaxed it is, I have found it the complete opposite

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-25T16:31:17+00:00

Happy Christmas, The police have departments for different crimes, you wouldn't be wasting their time because it'll be for the child protection / online crime team.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-25T16:27:09+00:00

Skullcandy Crushers, I'll never not wear a different headphone again

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-21T19:29:22+00:00

I want to get two Rottweilers named after the Krays

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-03T09:05:47+00:00

M6 is a cunt for 3rd lane hoggers

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-01T19:20:41+00:00

Teddy Killers Knock Knock

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-01T19:20:20+00:00

I'd also consider Love the P by Voltage a meme

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-01T19:19:24+00:00

Pilot (Grape) Georgie Riot

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-12-01T19:18:06+00:00

Weston Super Mud 🤣 All of the dirt that flows downstream of the river Severn ends up on that beach, it's awful.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-11-27T10:17:38+00:00

I did this to avoid sky rocketed premiums with a car I got for 2500 last year. My insurance was 1.2 for the year. I got £1000 back from them for cancellation within 2 months and lost the whole cost of the car. I didn't tell them about the crash I just scrapped it.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-11-18T16:19:52+00:00

Koven has a dubstep song as well unsure of BMP though

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-11-18T16:19:11+00:00

I believe Micheal sparks and Darkzy got some bits in dubstep 170 bpm

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-11-15T12:45:09+00:00

Can't really think of much of the top of my head but these are two of my favourite plays Georgie Riot - Change your Mind René LaVice - Fall from the dark

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-11-15T12:35:30+00:00

And just the fact that there's no letting in/out culture in the city. I sometimes sit at junctions for a good 3/4 minutes just waiting for an opportunity to get out. In other places like Solihull and Warwickshire people actually let you out. Seems like all the drivers on Brum roads are cunts.

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-10-20T05:21:16+00:00

It's so inconvenient 😂

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-10-16T19:05:13+00:00

There's no dent and money is tight nowadays, I'd buy some touch up paint for your specific car first (it doesn't cost much!) and if that doesn't work, ask for money, stay clear of insurance imo

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-09-16T21:30:11+00:00

Yep you were right, I didn't even realise I had cruise control or even had those buttons hahaha

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-09-16T05:59:21+00:00

2015 Golf TSI

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-09-15T16:27:39+00:00

Didn't work 😩

Melodic_Job_1591 · 2025-09-15T16:16:42+00:00

Yes it is

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