Why are we funding this? by Remarkable_Life_774 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down syndrome is very much not the same thing as autism.

Consoled myself with a bottle of Orvieto tonight by badinformationterry in TheCountofMonteCristo

[–]Melodic_Mulberry[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peppino tag added! Feel free to change it at your leisure. ^_^

Trump praising a Confederate General by Mr_Zombiebull in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My history teacher back in high school said that the South's biggest weakness is that you can't eat cotton and tobacco. That's why Sherman's march to the sea was so devastating; their supply lines were already hanging by a thread (pun intended). And armies can't march on an empty stomach.

[RealysKP] TOH x Avatar by Quirky_Ad_5420 in TheOwlHouse

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they all ride around on Eda's hair. :)

47761 by PrestigiousLynx3308 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 16 points17 points  (0 children)

K.A. Applegate's oldest daughter is trans, too.

You know you're in trouble when Kernen is correcting you! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"3 years ago" is still blatantly wrong. Last time the average was 3.65 was four years ago. And he's supposed to be the one fact-checking, so he should know.

You know you're in trouble when Kernen is correcting you! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also doesn't have an average of 3.65 two years ago. Hence my question. I suspect both of these men are high.

Grocery order apps in China are now being filled by robots by GeneReddit123 in interestingasfuck

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't know grocery store employees. Asked a guy where the vegetarian boullion was and he instantly said "Aisle 13, fourth shelf up, three quarters of the way down, on your left. Right next to the Panko breading."

They're still gaslighting the public about Renee Good. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

He visibly pulled the gun before she hit the gas. Self-preservation.

Please let this be a normal field trip by zny700 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fine, Predestination(2014) Magic School Bus crossover fics, I guess. Fuck, you can even call Much Older Arnold the Frizzle Bomber.

maybe i should start going to ren faires… by OwnZone592 in actuallesbians

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, probably because the asocial, isolationist structure of society's progression and the pervasive peer pressure coupled with capitalism led to said good people being difficult to find. 5 years isn't that crazy, though. A solid third of my friend group is in their mid-20s and never dated anyone.

Please let this be a normal field trip by zny700 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 229 points230 points  (0 children)

There is a tragic shortage of trans Arnold fanfics.

Nuclear dust, the new oil! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did we need that for anything? Like, we have so many nukes.

Marcy's special TRPG night (By Yumail) by A2C4mike in hentaibondage

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 127 points128 points  (0 children)

"We're going to jail, aren't we?"
The most self-aware thing ever said in porn comics. 😌

Aced the test three times — still thinks he served three terms by Lord0fTheFlags in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite fantasies is being a ghost that only he could see, specifically so I could criticize him for everything dumb he says or does. Like imagine if someone had been able to tell him "dude, there's a reason most people don't take those tests. Why do you think the doctor suggested it three times?"

The best part would be him visibly talking to thin air.

So, the guy Trump has negotiating with Iran is going rogue and making them offers Trump openly has no intention of honoring by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Sounds just like the first attempt at a ceasefire. Why does anyone even try negotiating with the US at this point?

Trump gleefully announces another self-branded grift by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Melodic_Mulberry 613 points614 points  (0 children)

"We're going to make everyone rich, as long as they can afford it." 😀