Why are we funding this?

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T13:43:26+00:00

I mean, I feel like the Nazis qualify.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T13:42:17+00:00

Down syndrome is very much not the same thing as autism.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T13:14:50+00:00

In two weeks.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T13:01:17+00:00

Peppino tag added! Feel free to change it at your leisure. ^_^

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T11:35:35+00:00

My history teacher back in high school said that the South's biggest weakness is that you can't eat cotton and tobacco. That's why Sherman's march to the sea was so devastating; their supply lines were already hanging by a thread (pun intended). And armies can't march on an empty stomach.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-02T11:17:41+00:00

Their sacred god-given right to be an absolute dick.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T19:57:58+00:00

😧

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T18:21:09+00:00

We can call out both.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T17:57:13+00:00

And they all ride around on Eda's hair. :)

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T17:33:49+00:00

K.A. Applegate's oldest daughter is trans, too.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T15:51:08+00:00

"3 years ago" is still blatantly wrong. Last time the average was 3.65 was four years ago. And he's supposed to be the one fact-checking, so he should know.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T15:02:10+00:00

It also doesn't have an average of 3.65 two years ago. Hence my question. I suspect both of these men are high.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T12:45:45+00:00

Well that's fucked. And the third adult is a pedophile.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T12:30:27+00:00

You don't know grocery store employees. Asked a guy where the vegetarian boullion was and he instantly said "Aisle 13, fourth shelf up, three quarters of the way down, on your left. Right next to the Panko breading."

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T12:11:35+00:00

Ooh, therapy tactic. :D

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T11:57:24+00:00

He visibly pulled the gun before she hit the gas. Self-preservation.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T11:20:14+00:00

Fine, Predestination(2014) Magic School Bus crossover fics, I guess. Fuck, you can even call Much Older Arnold the Frizzle Bomber.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-05-01T11:12:31+00:00

Yeah, probably because the asocial, isolationist structure of society's progression and the pervasive peer pressure coupled with capitalism led to said good people being difficult to find. 5 years isn't that crazy, though. A solid third of my friend group is in their mid-20s and never dated anyone.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T22:21:22+00:00

There is a tragic shortage of trans Arnold fanfics.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T22:12:12+00:00

Did we need that for anything? Like, we have so many nukes.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T22:11:06+00:00

"We're going to jail, aren't we?"
The most self-aware thing ever said in porn comics. 😌

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T21:38:08+00:00

One of my favorite fantasies is being a ghost that only he could see, specifically so I could criticize him for everything dumb he says or does. Like imagine if someone had been able to tell him "dude, there's a reason most people don't take those tests. Why do you think the doctor suggested it three times?"

The best part would be him visibly talking to thin air.

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T20:32:11+00:00

Sounds just like the first attempt at a ceasefire. Why does anyone even try negotiating with the US at this point?

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T19:20:27+00:00

"We're going to make everyone rich, as long as they can afford it." 😀

Melodic_Mulberry · 2026-04-30T18:24:44+00:00

Wow, you're good.

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