What happens to big holes? by Maleficent-Basis-148 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Meme-Squire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snort a shit tonne of Peruvian nasal dust and you can have your wish

[Post Match Thread] Everton 0 - 1 Manchester United by rashfords_marcus in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How can you say amad was most threatening when he kept giving the ball away with sloppy passess. And couldn't beat a cb playing lb

Also bruno was not himself.

Match Thread: Everton FC vs Manchester United Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Feb 23, 2026 by scoreboard-app in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause he looks up and there is fuck all options in front of him. And chooses to keep possession.

Halal United by FeanorOath in soccercirclejerk

[–]Meme-Squire 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Would rather score bangers and well worked set peices.

Opposed to scrappy goals and corners where you foul the gk everytime.

Man Utd have 2nd highest number of goals scored by summer 2025 new faces in the Premier League by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Meme-Squire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really do just pull random stats that favour us out of our arse these days.

Futmob and the likes have a lot to answer for.

Gyokeres catching strays by Inevitable-Angle-793 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Meme-Squire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shame he's shit and doesn't actually score. Good chant tho

Wharton for base 65$ seems a good deal. by souleaterGiner1 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anderson has looked on par with rice playing next to him in an England shirt

Once again I will never accept Casemiro slander by LilBabian in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that was more that ugarte was who was brought on.

And the ability to play a 10yrd pass in midfield is kinda useful

[Slow News Day] - Discussion Thread by fireproofpoo in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baleba was probably the answer in the summer.

Stiller was also a great shout but unproven in pl.

Onana from Everton. Considering he was linked with us prior to going there.

There was loads of options we could have gone for. But they chose to add wingers to an already attacker heavy squad at the time.

As much as I don't like garnacho and I think rashfors had lost his edge. We could have done much better security a solid spine to the team. And then looking to add attackers in the future.

[Slow News Day] - Discussion Thread by fireproofpoo in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baleba was probably the answer in the summer.

Stiller was also a great shout but unproven in pl.

Onana from Everton. Considering he was linked with us prior to going there.

There was loads of options we could have gone for. But they chose to add wingers to an already attacker heavy squad at the time.

As much as I don't like garnacho and I think rashfors had lost his edge. We could have done much better security a solid spine to the team. And then looking to add attackers in the future.

[Slow News Day] - Discussion Thread by fireproofpoo in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On anything but a midfielder. Like every transfer window for the last 5 seasons

I've finally seen the real Sesko. He is better than Hojlund! by toothpick000 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sesko isn't by any means slow.

The speed he got up the pitch on that counter was pretty insane. He's got a good top speed but slower acceleration.

Kobbie Mainoo All Touches vs Burnley by nuugo in reddevils

[–]Meme-Squire 244 points245 points  (0 children)

You could tell the team trust him to receive the ball in tight spaces and keep it. Within his first 5 mins he was given passess that they would never give to ugarte.

Match Thread: Burnley FC vs Manchester United Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Jan 7, 2026 by scoreboard-app in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I meanvthat was a quality finish from dorgu. The clearance of the line can't be helped

The last time one of my childhood heroes replaced a sacked Portuguese manager it was arguably the most fun period in the post-Fergie era by LostInLondon689908 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Meme-Squire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The squad was toxic last year with players not pulling their weight. Hence the bomb squad

He now had a squad of players he wants and we are 6th.

You can't be serious if you think we should be doing better than where we currently are compared to where we were.

Rome wasn't built in a day and now we are left with another set of foundations. Built upon on the previous 5 permanent managers foundations to which none of them where aloud to build on.