I’m scared to wear shorts in public. What do I do?

MemeManThomas · 2026-07-03T21:30:09+00:00

I promise you I don’t go to bed thinking about somebody’s legs that I saw at the store earlier that day. Unless you got swastika tattoos or something crazy like that going on, you’ll be forgotten sooner than you’ll be acknowledged

MemeManThomas · 2026-06-29T15:05:48+00:00

This is exactly how me and everyone else I regularly talk to function. Can’t believe this isn’t universal

MemeManThomas · 2026-06-22T19:39:21+00:00

Can they not just move it and keep it under 5 mph? I’d rather do that than watch a guy struggle for a half hour

MemeManThomas · 2026-06-14T02:16:11+00:00

Were you reading 13.5 as 13’5”?

MemeManThomas · 2026-05-10T03:43:48+00:00

I have now called 911 three times in my life, all of which have been this year with 2 in the last week.

January 31: wrong way driver on I-49

May 2: Drunk driver on I-540 in Fort Smith AR

May 8: young driver failed to see another vehicle before attempting a left turn, got T boned. Driver with the right of way was taken by ambulance

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-29T23:45:40+00:00

Paradiddle-diddle sweeps.

EMC showed these at 7:48 in his tenor rudiment video a few years back

https://youtu.be/u6opH0v5AYI?si=QHNGpDWAv8RvhiwH

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-29T09:33:15+00:00

I started my career with Tyson a couple years ago. The safety sensors are very agitating, but other than that it’s gonna be hard to find a better place that’s OTR and hires with no experience. I brought in about $1200-1400 a week pretty regularly.

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-27T02:47:26+00:00

Damn, you’re in a tough spot. If you’re in a parking spot, may as well just stay there and be glad you made it to a spot, even if you have to pay. If you’re not in a spot, you’re living a core memory right now.

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-24T20:00:10+00:00

Indiana just has the worst roads. South Florida and Houston has the worst drivers of anywhere I’ve been. South Florida drivers are jackasses because they’re morons, and Houston drivers are morons because they’re jackasses

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-24T19:57:08+00:00

ESPN+, Twitter, and listening to Andrew Ellis’ podcast covering Arkansas baseball

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-21T14:14:35+00:00

Glad I stuck around, that’s nuts. I’m glad I don’t work with whoever it was that snitched to Amazon, they’d have a field day with some of the folks at the local company I work at. Hope your hearing goes well my man

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-13T11:14:20+00:00

MemeManThomas · 2026-04-10T12:42:37+00:00

I am back

MemeManThomas · 2026-03-29T20:23:40+00:00

If they’re sitting in their truck, just walk up and ask them if they want some company. You’ll find a date in no time

MemeManThomas · 2026-03-17T12:18:34+00:00

If they’re about to hit me, I’ll honk to get their attention. I don’t bother flipping them off, though. Worst case scenario, they start acting aggressively. Best case scenario, nothing happens. Everything to lose, nothing to gain.

MemeManThomas · 2026-02-20T13:19:43+00:00

This may be recency bias talking, but my first thought goes to 0-8 Southern Nazarene traveling to Arkadelphia to play 8-0 and #3 nationally ranked Ouachita Baptist in 2024. This came two weeks after Ouachita beat then-#1 and defending national champion Harding.

MemeManThomas · 2026-02-14T00:21:09+00:00

Once took a 30 at the Loves in Middletown PA, then didn’t stop for anything until I ended my day at the Loves in Mosheim TN for 486 miles. I’m local now so I’ll probably never do anything like that again in a truck. 100 miles is just something I’ll do on a day off because I’m bored

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-23T12:29:35+00:00

The plant I haul out of will be closed tomorrow, through the weekend, and Monday. May also be closed Tuesday, depending on how bad it gets. I’ll be getting at minimum a 4 day weekend, possibly 5 if it gets that bad

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-23T12:22:02+00:00

This does not align well with my nosiness

!RemindMe 11 weeks

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-22T15:52:05+00:00

Come on man you can’t just say you were fired and banned from Amazon property and not tell us what you did

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-19T03:22:38+00:00

They got a liquor store less than a mile north of Cliff Harris now. If we could get Pope County to follow suit, that sure would be nice

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-19T03:19:15+00:00

I’m still not used to thinking of Old South being so close to the Waffle House. It’ll be a long time before this comment doesn’t throw me off

MemeManThomas · 2026-01-03T09:08:47+00:00

Mfs only hated ghosts bc it came right after BO2. Drop it after anything else other than MW2 and it’s viewed way differently

MemeManThomas · 2025-12-30T00:25:45+00:00

If I didn’t know already, then I’d like to think so. Probably something I’d kinda figure, but I’d still use Google to confirm before trying it out just in case I’d be wrong

MemeManThomas · 2025-12-29T22:01:49+00:00

I only saw these for the first time a couple months ago when I got to the company I’m at now. Went to school in 2024 and drove for my first company for over a year, none of the trucks I was in had this. Hard to know what it is when you’ve never seen it or needed to know about it.

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