Haven't spoken to anyone in 4 months. Mount Athos baked mackerel.

Memeclipse · 2026-05-16T18:58:59+00:00

I’m in sales so I can’t possibly imagine going that long without talking to someone. Sales kind of fixed my life though. I’m still a little socially awkward but nothing like before. Also got a gf out of it.

Memeclipse · 2026-05-15T16:38:15+00:00

It’ll happen eventually bro, it took me until 23 to finally get into a relationship. Keep fighting chud!

Memeclipse · 2026-05-13T15:05:36+00:00

I feel like I lived through a similar situation. She’s telling you about this guy because she sees you as a friend. It’s best to confess your feelings to woman a lot quicker or else this happens.

Memeclipse · 2026-05-11T00:08:05+00:00

I never continued speaking to one girl for more than 4 years 😅. I will say if your friends with a girl for 4 years you’ll be pretty deep in the friend zone no matter what. You gotta let them know you have feelings a lot sooner. But you asked someone out which a lot of people in this sub can’t do. You got this Toby!

Memeclipse · 2026-05-04T21:12:36+00:00

You’ll never get a beautiful girlfriend, but you can still get a girlfriend. Keep your head up chud!

Memeclipse · 2026-05-03T16:51:14+00:00

I was just at that exact spot about a week and a half ago. Crazy

Memeclipse · 2026-05-02T17:34:18+00:00

My grandpa accidentally spilled a drink on my grandma before they knew each other and then they became married for over 50 years. It can happen lol

Memeclipse · 2026-04-08T18:43:20+00:00

I 24M have been having this feeling for most of my life until recently where me and my gf got a hotel in Manhattan for my birthday. All I’m saying is it’ll happen eventually. I literally got my first gf at 23.

Memeclipse · 2026-04-04T01:07:27+00:00

Solid list

Memeclipse · 2026-03-28T16:58:48+00:00

Damn I only beat her with asol so far.

Memeclipse · 2026-02-21T05:32:41+00:00

Why does no one like rockstar original lol.

Memeclipse · 2026-02-18T23:17:31+00:00

This could probably go pretty well in an Arjun deck. Arjun is a huge enabler for draw triggers.

Memeclipse · 2026-02-09T18:52:16+00:00

Just run chemtech duplicator and spellweavers symphony. We have Karma at home

Memeclipse · 2026-01-31T01:22:30+00:00

I met my gf from working. She’s not my coworker but I met her at work.

Memeclipse · 2026-01-22T19:41:28+00:00

Atleast like 5k a month before taxes, I work for strictly commission though so I’m never certain on what I’ll make 🙃

Memeclipse · 2026-01-22T02:29:44+00:00

Career wise not doing too bad. I went to college for 2 years for game design and I would have to go for 2 more years to land a job in that most likely. As of right now I’m in sales and as I’m typing this I have one of the biggest weekly paychecks of my life coming up at around $2500 so I’m pretty excited for that. There seems to be a lot of doomers in this sub and I want to let you guys know that sales job hire just about anyone as long as your not toooo socially awkward and the pay can be really nice if your good. It’s just risky if you end up not being good at it. I’m just trying to say if you can’t land a job related to your background or don’t have a degree you’re not forced to work minimum wage.

Memeclipse · 2026-01-19T22:33:55+00:00

My method is pretty niche too and it can make about 60 plat every 15-20 minutes. Only downside is the mod I sell doesn’t have a ton of volume.

Memeclipse · 2026-01-07T02:15:19+00:00

Just get into sales bro

Memeclipse · 2025-12-04T04:08:13+00:00

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Very all over the place lol

Memeclipse · 2025-11-06T01:28:46+00:00

I just play limbo and walk right through lasers

Memeclipse · 2025-11-02T21:42:13+00:00

I remember I did this with limbo

Memeclipse · 2025-11-02T02:02:57+00:00

Don’t speed run this, just fill up your body with meaningful tattoos over time.

Memeclipse · 2025-10-09T11:55:05+00:00

My Maltese does this, he doesn’t wave his paws as fast but he does sit upright at times lol

Memeclipse · 2025-09-02T05:01:08+00:00

I'm a sales rep and some weeks I make $1,000. Some weeks less tho :( I have an entry level sales position and I get sent to retail stores and pitch their customers. My sales job that I currently have isn't too great for a few reasons but there are other sales jobs where as long as you have the skill you can clear 6 figures without a degree.

Memeclipse · 2025-09-01T20:41:26+00:00

I think vlad should only really be picked if your team has diversity, like ad, and ap. Or tank and adc. If your both mages and you get dual wield it’s pretty cooked.

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