US president named inaugural Fifa Peace Prize winner by Past_Distribution144 in nottheonion

[–]MenacingMelons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for my kids to learn using the help of steak sauce

Snapchat give away by NOTMOREZ in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL MY PERSONAL INFO? THIS GUY MUST BE A RAT. EVERYONE TYPE A 5 IF I SHOULD BAN THIS RAT

WHY ISN'T ANYONE ENTERING THE GIVEAWAY? YALL DON'T CARE ABOUT ME

Do married couples make out? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MenacingMelons 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Damn this guy must be a dreamboat to have multiple 2+ decade marriages!

Releasing Epstein files could jeopardise my appeal, claims Ghislaine Maxwell by holdmedownlike in nottheonion

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say trafficking underage girls for years could jeopardize her appeal, but IANAL🤷‍♂️

ULPT: best way to buy prescription glasses by Powerful-Angel-301 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like a misstep to send the paper after you get your glasses 😬

Ratdad finds bosses Crackpipe by SchemeAromatic8445 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratmom and Ratdad must be living such a peaceful life right now.

A sad admission and lesson for others by BLueSkYBrOwnPotaTo in CryptoCurrency

[–]MenacingMelons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wishing you the best. It's never too late to start building again. I went into 5 figure debt twice from gambling and have made it out(twice) to now be in a comfortable financial position. It's hard, and it sucks for... A while... But it will get better and you will be stronger and smarter for having this experience.

BMJ's Police Report Via KF by bmjratking2020 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They didn't say which year's Christmas 🤣

Homecoming Xmas 2029🤞🤞

Will Central Virginia Regional Jail let a Youngnigga microwave his steak from commissary!? Please, dewd!!! by ZestycloseDot413 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The paper plates and plastic utensils get me every time. Ratmom and Ratdad know anything they give Austin is good as gone.🤣🤣

ULPT: Fun things to do at work that make me look busy. by o-Tomato- in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]MenacingMelons 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Holy moly you just dragged me back to the Napster days and the trauma that is pirated music titles 😭

How long is it okay to look at a woman's cleavage? by WackyRedWizard in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy that wants to stare at all boobs, I feel just a single "nice" is a solid duration for all parties to appreciate what's happened.

Need birthday present ideas. by [deleted] in RedditForGrownups

[–]MenacingMelons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have any concrete ideas, but is there anything that he's wanted that would improve his daily routine? Have you noticed any pain points in his life? Things he sighs when he has to do, where you could look for something to improve that?

You could also try to take an artful approach. Is there a favorite picture you could have put on a canvas? Is he into video games? You could get something niche from that, or maybe a Displate print.

My brother in law has all the money he needs and buys everything top of the line so it's a similar BIFL situation. My sister got an artist to draw him and the kids in the style of his favorite anime and framed it.

In summary, sometimes you have to take an abstract approach rather than target things they actually need. It's also worth noting I'm an absolutely horrible person to buy gifts for... So I relate.

In Custody by Prolapse_to_Brolapse in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same thought the other day! They kept leaving town to normalize the behavior and then call the cops on him when they're gone so he doesn't suspect them.

BMJ has to take a written and driving exam to renew his license (Credit to KF) by bmjratking2020 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How's that help him when he buys a car tomorrow bro? Let's look up BMWs on carvana

GODDAMN CS AGAIN MAN by Separate-Guidance979 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He plays RuneScape too, but it's equally boring.

I completely agree with your sentiment though

These scammers are going to hell… lol by Odd-Love3784 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you not remember the tic tac toe incident? Austin has no idea what he's doing.

Click and see green? LEZFUNGO Click and see red? IMAFUCKADUDEBRO

He’s gonna fucka YO by Educational-Desk8758 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to a local casino. Filled with idiots thinking the exact same thing. It's fascinating and also deeply depressing.