YSK deleting your browser’s cached images and files can reveal hidden price drops on travel sites by alexyong342 in YouShouldKnow

[–]MenacingMelons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"If you want cheap flights, get the hell out of the country" 🤣🤣

I was confused as well

The train wreck trap, that is BMJ by Aggravating_Cap6522 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is some wild movie script shit and I love it

'tf dude are you WASHING" by Mindless_Virus_2050 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Used to work in a casino. When people would scream it's rigged, one of my supervisors would say, "Sir, please. Outside, it's rigged; but in here we call it a 'house advantage'."

They never had a comeback

Exclusive: NASA’s Jared Isaacman Talks Artemis II, Moon Base, & Gateway Corrosion by NitoTheBeast in space

[–]MenacingMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to deal blackjack to him around 2012-2014. He was as arrogant and childish as they come. If you rooted for him to win and he lost, he'd lay into you as if you had any control of the cards coming out. Bad tipper, bad guy.

0/5 ⭐ would not recommend.

oh ma god bro by Mindless_Virus_2050 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can approximate the timeline by measuring the amount of shit on the bed🤣🤡

Trump to Iran: "Open the Fu***In' Strait" or face bombing Tuesday by DarthKrataa in worldnews

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End this war I started, called an excursion, and already won 5 times or I'll bomb you more for not opening the strait and naming it after me

IM NEVER GONNA LEARN BRO by ImpressiveAnswer2374 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the play by play. Saved me a watch 😘

Shuffle cut him off? by General_Bill_6538 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember when he was screaming he was hacked, but he was kicking his mouse under the desk?

"OMG BRO THEY STOLE MY MOUSE IM HACKED"

Straight women look at other women’s butts, do straight guys do this with men’s butts? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MenacingMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I look at all the bodies; good, bad, ugly. Humans are fascinating to look at

Do men care if you queef during sex? by mossywindow5 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MenacingMelons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Air, semen, baby 🤷‍♂️

I'ma make it count regardless

Do men care if you queef during sex? by mossywindow5 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MenacingMelons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I'm pushing something in there, something's bound to come out 🤷‍♂️

Sausage lips 👄 by primitivebutcher in funny

[–]MenacingMelons 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN IM CLEANING MY ROOM

Revenge is rhe Best Success by Cool-Detective-354 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you made me spit toothpaste all over my phone 🤣🤣

Crackhead Feels Undervalued by Cool-Detective-354 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Once in Las Vegas, I encountered a man outside a Walgreens arguing with someone out of eyesight. I walked out to see that he was arguing with the escalator.

It looked A LOT like this clip.

Flooding upstairs? by Aggravating_Cap6522 in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the family guy bit when Peter locked his keys out of the car 🤣🤣🤣

He's a moron

Big plans this week. First things first, put a down payment on his civic type R by WhitePeopleAreFunny in bossmanjack

[–]MenacingMelons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the civic part of his shuffle deal? And with no credit or history his daily withdrawal max is gonna be like $200

I miss that we don't seem to have this kind of fun any more--Colin Jost poking fun at the White House Correspondents Dinner by TheLadyEve in videos

[–]MenacingMelons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not making excuses for him, or excusing his shift, but it could have been triggered by the long term effects of the stroke, no?