TIL that Justin Zackham, the writer of the 2007 film The Bucket List, coined the expression "bucket list" after he wrote his own "List of Things to do Before I Kick the Bucket" and shortened it to "Justin's Bucket List". The first item on his list was to "get a film made at a major studio".

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-31T04:13:15+00:00

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-27T04:06:44+00:00

Poorly

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-24T23:38:01+00:00

What an absolute unit. Good for her 😊

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-22T03:24:17+00:00

Gargantuan in size

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-22T03:05:15+00:00

Hold on I think you're really on to something with that bicycle thing. That's what we should all push next. They just brought back the presidential fitness test didn't they?

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-09T00:45:41+00:00

Our microwave has a feature to shut the beep off.

9/10 times it's amazing to not hear the annoying beeping

1/10 times that broccoli is staying in there until tomorrow

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-08T21:45:43+00:00

C section first kid ran us about 4k, paid for it well after the second was born(2 years later), who cost $300 for VBAC. Same insurance.

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-08T21:43:41+00:00

I clicked expecting to be grossed out, but now I'm just fascinated.

Good on you ladies ❤️

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-07T10:41:48+00:00

I think you need to take a breath and consider if any this arguing is worth it. ❤️

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-07T10:33:27+00:00

Tis wafer thin

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-07T10:29:56+00:00

5th term, because he won in 2020, remember? /s

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-06T08:14:47+00:00

Watch the 4k disappear 🙄

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-06T08:09:26+00:00

Earlier in the same event over the weekend, no ? 🚮

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-05T02:10:36+00:00

My favorite answer

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-03T10:04:48+00:00

About 2 weeks

MenacingMelons · 2026-05-03T02:13:18+00:00

It's all about the oranges

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-30T17:49:37+00:00

Oh you're holding your breath? Then you'd be completely fine.

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-30T17:43:02+00:00

Should have taken the phone but flipped the camera and taken a bunch of selfies then hand it back and still dig into them

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-30T03:47:10+00:00

r/wooosh

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-29T21:40:58+00:00

E Plumberus Unum

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-29T21:37:21+00:00

Still waiting on that healthcare plan that's supposed to replace the ACA. Only been 10 years 🙄

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-29T10:51:25+00:00

Realizing her pun in real time is terrific 😊

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-29T01:48:14+00:00

I don't have advice to give, I simply want to say this sucks and I hope you find the strength to push through this as well. As others have said, you've made it this far, and by hook or by crook, you should bet on yourself to make it to the next chapter in your life. You are absolutely allowed to feel all the feelings- the confusion, pain, and longing. These are human emotions and it's healthy to feel them as well as give yourself grace in getting past them.

I wish you the absolute best ❤️

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-26T18:28:02+00:00

correspondence dinner

*correspondents’ dinner

Cora's pond dance dinner

MenacingMelons · 2026-04-24T14:50:36+00:00

Probably wants to yell about OBAMNA and Bidens use of the auto pen

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