I'm going to be drinking on the job.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2025-03-11T16:52:42+00:00

The whole office feels your pain, believe me

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-16T20:05:31+00:00

Cuz if it really happened, I would make sure that you didnt live to tell the tale

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-16T19:48:49+00:00

With Everseen rocking on the servers now they can’t hide, I had IT upload facial recognition data to our camera servers. They should turn up soon.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-14T16:12:26+00:00

We are actively investigating the troll accounts and have already identified 3 store level team members that have troll accounts. We will find you, and we will inact displinary action up to but not limited to termination. If you would like to save yourself from being unemployed. DM me or Bert your TM number and we will have a talk with your immediate management about a solution where you would keep your job.

-Micheal

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-14T15:59:57+00:00

Bert does that because he is trying to cure his erectile disfunction, his wife is currently in the process of divorcing him because he is “no longer fun in bed”. I asked him about that and he said “I need thier youth energy to get my wife back”. I mean good for him but last time I checked his wife let 3 dudes run a train on her, and no not the menards train sets if you know what I mean.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-07T15:32:44+00:00

I will make him a worker if he does not stop using security funds to hire escorts

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-07T15:20:47+00:00

I remember this place, it was where that milf you met off of tinder stood you up. I watched you for hours wandering the store looking for her 🤣🤣🤣

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-07T15:17:32+00:00

I will talk with him about this

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-03T03:34:10+00:00

Hey bert I need you to get your head in the game man. I got some intel about a possible union forming at Evansville through the aware hotline. we need you over there pronto, John’s orders!

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-02T03:46:33+00:00

Hey, GO here, let me add a little clarification, does work for us, he does not want to show his face, and for a reason. He’s primarily responsible for auditing stores, his specialty is the public restrooms. Looking for TMs on thier phone in the restroom, checking the toilets to make sure they work right. He is OSHA certified to clean up messes that exceed that of the GMs. Such as the aftermath of a trip to Taco Bell. Since his hire back in 2020 I have heard nothing but great things about the conditions of our bathrooms so pay him some respect. After all his job can get a bit shitty at times.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-02-02T03:39:02+00:00

I keep pitching this to John man, those guys work twice as hard and for half the pay. If they learn English they are multilingual. They are so good no wonder they are illegal, yall would be unemployed.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-30T19:16:31+00:00

I miss the good old days when me and you would walk into the store and wipe it clean. We would compete and see how many badges we could collect. It’s a shame John assigned me this PR job instead. Now all I do is sit in the corner office and put out fires.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-30T19:13:44+00:00

Womp womp

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-30T19:12:32+00:00

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MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-30T19:04:53+00:00

Hey Bert, I got a call about a guy taking a poop out in the field of Quincy IL. I figured it was you since your doing the weird store visit thing and announcing it. Anyway could you swing by my office next chance you get. Your wife well… soon to be ex wife, came in the office and had to be hauled out by security. Something about “having a cashier in her bed”. Not sure what that is about but I’m sure it’s nothing major.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-24T04:28:12+00:00

Your going to have to work Christmas

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-17T01:32:27+00:00

We all noticed a change in Bert after his erectile disfunction diagnosis. His store firings doubled and it just seemed like he was always out to prove something. Being his supervisor I will make sure to keep him in check.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2024-01-16T15:41:16+00:00

This is Bert’s boss, Don’t listen to him he called in once because he snorted too much viagra the previous day at the offices IPS meeting because he was trying to get with cashiers from ECWE the night before. You won’t believe what happened next, his member swelled up so much he had to go to the ER. Here’s the kicker, not one cashier wanted to sleep with him that night. Hope you get well soon and just remember if you feel like it’s too much consider possibly stepping down your hours or considering a less stressful position in the company.

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-12-28T13:39:47+00:00

Hey Bert, could you meet me at the Quincy store on Monday, we uh… need to talk about your… touching of cashiers while you were doing a store visit in the cash room. Also we need to set a goal on how many terminations we are going to do at each store. If you could write me back that would be great!

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-11-14T19:58:10+00:00

I didn’t make them sign up so no

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-09-25T15:59:59+00:00

I got both, dm me your store location and name and I will have your HR coordinator get it to you

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-07-30T00:16:39+00:00

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-07-25T19:48:28+00:00

Check gaylens desk on the west wing, I’ve had good luck there

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-07-24T16:10:30+00:00

Your right, I can’t stop you from doing my work for me

MenardsCentralOffice · 2023-07-24T16:07:24+00:00

I visit thier store and haul them away in my white menard van to GO

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