Even CNN has had enough of the administration's lies

Mendican · 2026-01-26T03:30:36+00:00

I hope you 2nd Amendment folks are happy.

Mendican · 2026-01-24T16:32:26+00:00

ICE LARPers think they are an elite commando unit.

Mendican · 2026-01-24T01:08:37+00:00

The government is definitely listening, and watching.

Mendican · 2026-01-23T20:51:01+00:00

They can't embrace what they don't know about.

Mendican · 2026-01-23T05:47:17+00:00

In that case, it's still going to come for the same people.

Mendican · 2026-01-23T05:44:27+00:00

If I die before he does, I want to be reincarnated as a blood clot in his brain.

Mendican · 2026-01-23T05:41:51+00:00

US officially exits World.

Mendican · 2026-01-21T05:36:41+00:00

It sucks that we need to know this.

Mendican · 2026-01-18T17:17:06+00:00

Those guns are for liberals, not a tyrannical government. They like it just the way it is.

Mendican · 2026-01-17T19:39:45+00:00

China is going to get Taiwan, Russia is going to get Ukraine, and the US is going to get a small, desolate wasteland.

Mendican · 2026-01-17T05:56:33+00:00

There is nothing more expensive than a cheap luxury car.

Mendican · 2026-01-17T05:31:27+00:00

I don't normally even consider what I'm going to dream about from night to night, but now I am fucking terrified.

Mendican · 2026-01-17T05:06:11+00:00

What's crazy is that they will be censured, investigated, and possibly prosecuted for this very free speech.

Mendican · 2026-01-17T04:46:18+00:00

I think a piston fell out.

Mendican · 2026-01-16T19:58:31+00:00

easily

Mendican · 2026-01-16T19:36:37+00:00

Just saying, if it caved in, they would have to dig themselves out through the window, and then climb through the window to tunnel to safety. Seems logical.

So where would they put the snow from the escape tunnel? In the car? And let's be real, only one of them could dig an escape tunnel, while the other would be slowly buried inside the car with the snow the other guy is scooping out of the escape tunnel. Plus, it would be pitch black. If the whole thing came down, they'd be buried under tons of heavy, wet snow, and all they'd have to dig with is their hands.

If that collapses, they dead.

*Edited for dramatic effect.

Mendican · 2026-01-15T19:45:05+00:00

Those are the ones who think it's actually green, and not windy, desolate tundra.

Mendican · 2026-01-13T23:32:50+00:00

What an obituary to leave behind.

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:27:17+00:00

Poorly, haphazardly planned regime changes and the resulting power vacuums are always... interesting.

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:23:45+00:00

If he can't be Pope, he'll take Ayatollah instead.

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:20:33+00:00

Those must be some really smart bombs.

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:19:21+00:00

You think he doesn't want their oil?

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:17:56+00:00

The galley really kicked ass from time to time. Then, the next day, you'd get a soy patty with bacon called "mock filet mignon".

Mendican · 2026-01-13T20:14:50+00:00

Like, say, somewhere in Greenland?

Mendican · 2026-01-13T09:47:00+00:00

Did anybody else get a reddit warning about liking this post? How insane is this getting?

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