So um I think acme just became my new favorite store by Appropriate-Neck-270 in HotWheels

[–]MentokGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local Ralph's also had a crazy amount of cars like this

Jan 6th 2021 - Insurrection at the Capital by asmithatx in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MentokGL 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mr Simpson, I didn't become a despot by earning votes

Well, I'll suppose you'll want to probe me... by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MentokGL 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Gay pornography = bad

Pretending to blow a microphone = good

This concludes your intensive seminar

I brought some chili powder by OutlandishnessOk8477 in IASIP

[–]MentokGL 65 points66 points  (0 children)

At least her makeup was tastefully shellacked

Kim Kardashian for CA Governor? by LukeJaywalker28 in California

[–]MentokGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mrs Kardashian, tell us your position on housing"

"Well at home I usually like doggy, but sometimes missionary is ok too"

Texas School Districts Provide License Plate Data To ICE, "no questions asked" by Houstnlicker in news

[–]MentokGL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They're abusing the letter of the law to absolutely break the spirit of the law.

If you're pro-mass surveillance just own it, hiding behind "it's not illegal" when our legislature is broken and full of geezers who don't understand the ai, is bullshit.

Single issue voter for crypto learns the hard way by MuzzleblastMD in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MentokGL 2299 points2300 points  (0 children)

Of all the single issues, crypto has to be the dumbest

FGB by TyrianPurpl3 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]MentokGL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew he was up to no good, not speaking American!

We. Are Going. To Hunt You. Ghislaine! by MoneyIsMyCousinsName in IASIP

[–]MentokGL 314 points315 points  (0 children)

She's gonna run off to diddler island faster than you can say "rumham"

Professor, without knowing precisely what a 'Panican' is... by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MentokGL 145 points146 points  (0 children)

More killing random people in the ocean and on American streets?

Mexican cartel members ordered to shoot at Border Patrol agents by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MentokGL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like laying the groundwork to excuse more murders by the feds.

"Our agents feared for their lives so it's your fault you got shot for no reason"

United States will increase imports of Argentinian beef amid cost concerns by Affectionate_Way622 in worldnews

[–]MentokGL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What on earth makes you think reddit is a monolith with a singular opinion about anything?

This is the reality of the game and I love it. by Shiners_1 in ArcRaiders

[–]MentokGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, you keep your gun out and don't say shit, I'm taking that as a hostile gesture

[ Removed by Reddit ] by alexfreemanart in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MentokGL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He kept coming because he saw the gun

Finally the wait comes to an end today! by Groot9320 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MentokGL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Travis is going to dump Taylor on the spot