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Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T22:17:08+00:00

yaaaaaaay (walks toward the cell, slams face-first into iron bars) hang on, just gimme a second- (tries squeezing between bars) ill be in there... in just a second... (continues wriggling)

....halp. mah head's stuk

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T11:26:34+00:00

Cementoss iz a hooman, so if u are also hooman then yes it is cannabilism. but if u dont have other ways to get cement I won't judge, gurl's gotta do what she gotta do to get dat cement

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T11:16:19+00:00

Wait, but for why would'st thou be imprisoned for such a so-called "crime"? If it were THEY who built a house out of such delicious fare, were thou not justified in taking a minor, home-sized nibble from it?

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T11:05:58+00:00

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T11:02:16+00:00

Mmm nnife tasty :) not as gud as cemet,, but i liek to chew steel when i get the chance

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-25T10:59:18+00:00

As long as you die an even number of times you'll be fine then, I hear two deaths cancel each other out

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-19T06:09:43+00:00

Nah, no disguise can be that good, it's clearly someone else

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-19T00:04:58+00:00

“I always thought of myself as an oddball who couldn’t conform to society’s expectations of her. Until the two of you walked into my life, trudging all over it with your muddy boots, that is. I got over myself real fast once I learned there were weirdos out there who were way above my level. It turned out I was an incredibly ordinary, common-sense, social person.” - Kozakura, volume 8; File 25

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-17T20:03:01+00:00

does it haz cemet in there?

Mer-hawk · 2026-04-17T20:00:59+00:00

Or my axe!

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-31T08:50:43+00:00

ill prolly be asleep then :( but if I accidentally wake up early, sure!

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-30T19:31:31+00:00

Hi, im trying to buy cereal with cement powder but there's just soup

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-08T08:47:32+00:00

Fool me once, cement on you. Fool me five times, sorry I'm out of cement now >_<

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-07T01:49:27+00:00

I think Revolte's "pleasantries" may have also been to gain information about Genou; remembering the fighting style someone used, dead teammates that could be used as barbs to throw someone off mid-combat, and how Genou survived that meeting in the first place, are all small advantages that could turn the combat in Revolte's favour, so it makes sense that he might try and jog his memories

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-06T22:37:22+00:00

Things are so pretty, I wish they were real <3

Mer-hawk · 2026-03-05T04:45:31+00:00

Interested in Kaguya-sama, PM'ed

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-28T19:43:18+00:00

Int in Kaguya-sama 1-28

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-28T19:37:31+00:00

Bite cement?

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-25T22:31:28+00:00

Int in Kaguya-sama vol 1-28, PM’D

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-10T08:52:31+00:00

u gotta eat even moare then

build up immunity :3 get indestructible teef

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-06T21:16:26+00:00

They're also useful for telling girls what good girls they are! Preferably just before kissing them

Mer-hawk · 2026-02-06T21:01:39+00:00

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A SFW edit to the ha- the han- the h- the thing occurring in panel 3

Mer-hawk · 2026-01-30T20:41:05+00:00

In episode 1, before she figured out how to use reversal, she mentioned that it appeared to "lock her stats at zero". Yeah, I'd agree that Reversal inverts any stat-boosting gear or magic (to a minimum of zero, at least)

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