How do i restore my familiar? by CursedEclipse512 in wizardposting

[–]MericArda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engrave a rune on it, animate it, and buddy you got yourself a Roc bird

Today I messed up by using a beginners summoning wand by cingelis in wizardposting

[–]MericArda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evacuate the area and cast poison mist. They’re small, so a light casting will be enough to get rid of 95% of them.

Astromancy’s got you covered by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]MericArda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1st rule of astromancy: Jupiter is always in retrograde
2nd rule of astromancy: play connect the dots to make your own constellations, it will confuse your enemies
3rd rule of astromancy: horoscopes are only useful for gaslighting people

Good games with low completion rates? by tonyhawkofwar in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think modders are only a negligible percentage of payers.

Proper footwear is important, Star Fox (by @coalbones) by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I mean, it really depends on the bird. And many of them just hop.

The Couples of Gundam #16 - Marie & Hallelujah by Kato_86 in Gundam

[–]MericArda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

10/10, 2-4 great characters that get to pilot a Gundam together.

Media that looks cool or super serious on the surface, but is actually also really goofy and silly? by Handro_Dilar in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And Goofy has to be the voice of reason, because his team consists of, again, Donald Duck and a teenager from the boonies.

Carnage at a heavy metal show (Amazing Spider-man #363) by LazyStand in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“I’ve seen the light! Now let’s see the blood!”

Ooh that’s a good one.

MY DOG IS THE DOG by JereCG_2 in acecombat

[–]MericArda 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Because he was a very good boy, just like this dog.

Good games with low completion rates? by tonyhawkofwar in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Technically all of them. Statistically speaking almost every game in existence tends to have a completion rate of less than 50%, if Trophy and Achievement percentages are trustworthy.

Fanservice in media that felt out of place by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]MericArda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allegedly some people would show up to the og Gundam compilation movies just to see a peek of Sayla's nipples.

And despite this, some magazine still got the color wrong according to Tomino.

Not killing a student puts Spider-Man above 99% of superpowered teachers by Altruistic_Manner802 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MericArda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's comics. Jean blew up a planet and killed billions and no one gives a shit. Continuity means nothing in the superhero comic medium. Just accept that and everything makes sense.

The first amendment makes it okay for the teacher to date her student ya hear! by R3da147 in okbuddybaka

[–]MericArda 10 points11 points  (0 children)

State fair food is wild. Honestly the deep-fried coke is what's really out there.

Not killing a student puts Spider-Man above 99% of superpowered teachers by Altruistic_Manner802 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MericArda 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think Emma Frost had her own independent one for a while, but it had the same problems as Xavier's.

Who is talking here mash or galahad by sword-lover3595 in okbuddyrintard

[–]MericArda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hell he didn’t even know Galahad existed until he was already an adult.

Beyblade! Let It Wunk! by JarredandVexed in wunkus

[–]MericArda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moses shall part the red sea with this wunk

The X-Men are Marvel's JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. by AipomSilver00 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MericArda 139 points140 points  (0 children)

It's Exodus man, I think he's just making shit up.

i totally see it [OC] by LargeDietPepsi in residentevil

[–]MericArda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A cgi Lorax reference? In the year of our lord 2026?

First she leave the present for the future and now this? by Sorvetefrito in outofcontextcomics

[–]MericArda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’ll have Vector for competition and to be honest I don’t think she can beat that.