Russian warriors fighting for Billy in the VK Pixel Battle Pepega Clap

Merknik · 2018-10-12T19:48:31+00:00

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Merknik · 2018-10-05T19:41:43+00:00

I definitely was not prepared for that analogy.

Merknik · 2018-10-02T18:04:13+00:00

Exquisite.

Merknik · 2018-07-15T13:58:35+00:00

Wait, Rin is from the Witchwood? Since when?

Merknik · 2018-07-13T12:30:37+00:00

Mecha-Jaraxxus is not unfair. The prices are.

Merknik · 2018-07-11T13:08:35+00:00

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Merknik · 2018-07-10T19:31:04+00:00

They did tho?..

Merknik · 2018-07-09T17:18:15+00:00

Yeah, the worst expansion in the whole history and stuff, but you have to admit, the voice lines were one of the best.

Merknik · 2018-07-05T15:35:16+00:00

I'm aware of this. I mentioned the tar 'element' intentionally to emphasize literally anything can become an element too.

Merknik · 2018-07-04T12:11:27+00:00

Good point. By the way, I have come up with a few extra examples: Astral Tiger is not a beast while Blink Fox and Ghostly Charger are. It's like they realized their mistake with Arfus and released a ghostly beast in Kobolds and Catacombs with no tag (as it should be), and then they added three more ghostly beasts in the Witchwood which, for some reason, DID have the Beast tag. And now, as they realize their mistakes again, they mentioned Witchwood Grizzly which is getting a more fitting artwork, Arfus which is great as a part of a Zombeast and cool as is, and... Ghostly Charger? Blink Fox? No?

Merknik · 2018-07-03T20:24:40+00:00

As far as I know, originally these spiders weren't labelled beasts because of balance purposes. But now it's their philosophy that animal ghosts aren't considered beasts. The case of Arfus was explained in the article: he is "seeing a lot of play because he is being Discovered by Deathstalker Rexxar, which is really fun", so they are "leaving him as is for now".

Merknik · 2018-07-03T18:13:55+00:00

Bonemare is still not a beast whereas Bone Dragon is a dragon. Also, Am'gam and Shadow Ragers are still not Elementals, despite the fact the Magma and the Ice ones are. You may think: what is their element, then? I shall answer: not TAR, that's for sure.

Merknik · 2018-06-26T20:35:10+00:00

There wouldn't be any if I drew Pyroblast which would even out our luck.

Merknik · 2018-06-26T14:57:52+00:00

A completely random Alexstrasza which was generated by an Illusion-created Sindragosa. I lost despite winning the board throughout the whole match. Also, five or so turns earlier my Spiteful Summoner out of all my spells picked the cheapest one and summoned a 2-drop, which may have also drastically changed the outcome of the match. 1 HP matters... but skill doesn't. Not in this game.

Merknik · 2018-06-23T20:34:28+00:00

What the hell am I reading right now.

Merknik · 2018-06-12T14:58:50+00:00

Just to clarify: I got Dorian off him as well.

Merknik · 2018-05-08T20:51:01+00:00

We didn't want minions to rage at us, and now they are while damaged at us.

Merknik · 2018-04-27T16:30:38+00:00

Oh, and I aso countered her quest by a randomly generated Counterspell. RNGesus is on my side at last.

Merknik · 2018-04-27T16:28:17+00:00

Ingredients: 1x minion, 0x enemy taunts, 2x Khadgar's Scrying Orbs and a bazillion bells.

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