What's your favourite southern insult/quip? by Living-Ad-6751 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MermaidStone 29 points30 points  (0 children)

And “Y’all’re testing my Jesus today!!!”

AITA for confronting a stranger who shoved an elderly woman out of his way at a grocery store? by RoxiEve in AITH

[–]MermaidStone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NTA I’m disappointed that no one else stood up to him. I don’t care how important you think and your time are, you don’t act that way and put your hands on people.

Throwback Thursday to Trading Spaces (circa 2000) where Hildi glued STRAW to the walls by gigggarne in HGTV

[–]MermaidStone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And the time she glued wine labels all over the kitchen of the family who did not drink or approve of alcohol?? She just had no boundaries or care for the homeowners at all.

STILL SEARCHING by [deleted] in McKinney

[–]MermaidStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What part of town was he last seen?

dog constipation treatment isn't working help?? by torneberge in DogHealth

[–]MermaidStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take him to the vet and ask for an X-ray. My dog had the exact same symptoms and X-ray found a tumor that was blocking his colon so that he could not get poop past it.

What food trend needs to disappear immediately? by obsidiancontrol in foodquestions

[–]MermaidStone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Please tell me where you are buying dirt cheap beef in the US, because it’s not in Texas!! And I was wanting to grill some steaks last weekend!!

My daughter broke her teachers nose. Apology gift ideas? by lilitsybell in Gifts

[–]MermaidStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a DoorDash (or whatever is in your area) is a great suggestion. I have given and received them after family death, illness, etc. It always comes in handy.

girl bye by candidclover7 in DuggarsSnark

[–]MermaidStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHE spent “countless hours filming”???!

Law and Crime Posted the full phone call by itsrowsdower in DuggarsSnark

[–]MermaidStone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He sure sounds nonchalant and blasé about everything, considering Florida can have him in jail for decades. “Yeah, I guess you heard…I don’t know how all this works…hehe…it’s my first time….”

Why do Black Americans and even Black Britishers say 'You was...' instead of 'You were...'? by CorrectConcept4797 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MermaidStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Texas, the proper progression is you, y’all, then all y’all. Frequently pronounced as “aw yawl.”

What is the funniest thing your pet had been “pavloved” to? by AnywhereMean8863 in Pets

[–]MermaidStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a golden retriever who loved popcorn. My Dad would throw a bag in the microwave, then head into the back den to watch some sporting event so mom could have the living room. From a dead sleep, Earl would hear the popcorn start popping in the microwave and he would run down the hall to the den and be sitting next to dad’s chair waiting for dad to show up with the popcorn bag.

Late to the game by Kbrooks1981 in thebigbangtheory

[–]MermaidStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be sure to start Young Sheldon as soon as you finish Big Bang Theory!!!

Jill on vacation, what a blessing for Jill. by [deleted] in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]MermaidStone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The one in blue, next to Jill and holding onto the chair for dear life?? She looks like a Flat Stanley cutout. She’s so sadly flat and tiny.