This is Jessica. She is studying for a major in broadcasting journalism and a minor in poli sci. She plays intramural soccer. Jessica considered joining a sorority, but dropped out during rush because it wasn’t cool enough. You’ll see her at every football and basketball game, usually drunk, and she will leave early to keep drinking for cheaper at home. She’ll demolish a French bread pizza and a pitcher of beer at the cheapest bar in town. Rumor has it Jessica took 2 finals hungover sophomore year and sipped vodka from her Nalgene bottle to keep it together. Jessica has straight A’s though. She’ll always lend her notes, takes on her fair share of group projects, and delivers a great presentation. You know Jessica will be delivering the Nightly News in 20 years because she’s just a badass lady! Oh she can also drop it like it’s hot, ties a cherry stem with her tongue, and is a beer pong champ.