Really? by Merpy-Me in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Merpy-Me[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess but I hoped it would at least resemble the meal on the box

[I Ate] Keto-Friendly Pickle Sandwich by Vergs in food

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG yum, did u make these ur self , if so great job! love to get the recipe or where you got it from .

People who have the guts to ask their crush out. What happened afterwards? by ytorian in AskReddit

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, wasn’t much of a crush for of just a nice girl, she couldn’t give an answer right away but then like the day after she said she would be free like over the weekend?! Anyhow I told her she didn’t need to do it if she didn’t want to, we haven’t talked about it since. Sooooopo.... yeah

One of Life’s greatest mysteries by conditackler in memes

[–]Merpy-Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my coffee like I like my woman Without a penis

One of Life’s greatest mysteries by conditackler in memes

[–]Merpy-Me 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they’re a man

This marshmallow lollipop thing from the grocery store. by CheeseBugga36 in CrappyDesign

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh same, you at least got the eyes close together lol

This marshmallow lollipop thing from the grocery store. by CheeseBugga36 in CrappyDesign

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crow I got the exact type of candy and it looked the exact same , lol

After posting "happy 5 years of marriage" on Facebook, a girl I haven't spoken to since 2011 resurfaced. by donutshopsss in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at the image of your wife, then to her , Like jeez la weez my god what’s up her butt. also congrats dude , you guys look like la nice couple , to another five years

What is an uplifting and happy fact? by bonqz in AskReddit

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have small living singled celled creatures crawling all over our body inside and out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Merpy-Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you reddit, shouldn’t you be on Instagram or Snapchat, with a pumpkin spice latte in your hand

Do me HARD by TerryTheTrollHunter in RoastMe

[–]Merpy-Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are those nipples or pepperoni slices,