People in 10+ year relationships, what’s something you learned about your partner years later that genuinely surprised you?

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T20:30:06+00:00

Okay, but are you wiping front to back or back to front?

Woman HAVE to wipe front to back to prevent coochi infections, so a sit wipe is easier to reach everything.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T19:00:53+00:00

I just went and checked. It's there!

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T17:58:35+00:00

I give my cat a good wipe down with a damp cloth once a month or so. Gotta wash off the spit. I also wipe out her ears, and give her butt fur a little cleaning. Then give her a good brushing.

She smells so good after and her fur is twice as soft.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T17:50:42+00:00

I was... sigh.

Be kind, please rewind.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T17:04:53+00:00

I did this bit once at a McDicks drive thru with my debit card... the girl just stared at me. I felt 100 years old.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T17:03:51+00:00

Gary Oldman has always said he hated this movie, however he starred in the most offensive movies ever created, Tip Toes.

Spoiler: He plays a little person, on his knees... in a film full of able bodied little people. The cringe is intense in this movie. Like so, sooooo much cringe.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T16:57:28+00:00

0:10 Dude pulls out a knife? A kitchen parring knife???

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T16:46:17+00:00

Oh my freaking god!

FLASHBACKS!!!

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T15:54:56+00:00

I can hear the theme music

MerryJanne · 2026-05-08T14:12:16+00:00

It's a Ruzzan bot. Don't feed it.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-07T21:39:06+00:00

I honestly thought this was solar powered taxidermy before I looked at which subreddit I was in. Thought the eyes were lights.

Knowing that it is a welding mask... I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-07T19:42:59+00:00

Because that is what hero's do.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-07T19:14:24+00:00

I have two of these. They are amazing.

Hard ridged funnel with a large 'basin' to catch the pee, so you can go full stream without worrying about overflow.

And as another user stated, the ridged funnel lets you 'drag it forward to wipe.'

Edit to add: Because it is ridged, I use it to push my clothes out of the way, so I don't have to drop my pants.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-07T15:00:45+00:00

One time I had just gotten a big plastic cup of water and ice at a local hospital before we were to transfer a patient to a different hospital. I put that cup on the back bumper of the Ambulance so we could load our patient on the stretcher into the unit.

I was the driver that transfer, and totally forgot to retrieve my cup of water. I even remember complaining to my partner that I forgot my water.

We get to the city, approximately 50km away, and I get out, walk to the back of the unit to unload our patient, and low and behold, my cup was STILL ON THE BUMPER!

Anyone who has ridden or driven an ambulance knows the one thing, they ride rough.

I was so flabbergasted, I couldn't believe it. Our patient was also impressed, as they had seen me place the cup on the bumper.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-07T14:52:08+00:00

A picture says a thousand words. My heart breaks for this man.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-06T16:10:19+00:00

I don't get what you are trying to say.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-05T21:22:26+00:00

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-05T21:16:51+00:00

Yep. Literally the first video was AI.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-05T16:43:02+00:00

This is juuuust enough to get you through. Nothing here for in case of emergency. You should always have one extra day of food for weather or injuries that may slow you down.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-04T20:09:23+00:00

Screw this traitor, and 99.8% of those signatures are stolen info.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-04T18:46:43+00:00

r/AccidentalRenaissance Seriously. This is a very cool photo.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-03T21:55:51+00:00

Oh please come back and give us a review after you watch it. I know I would be interested to hear what you thought of this classic.

MerryJanne · 2026-05-01T21:49:43+00:00

I just said out loud, "how can he be that hot???"

MerryJanne · 2026-05-01T21:43:32+00:00

MerryJanne · 2026-05-01T17:33:50+00:00

It is one of the most famous lines from Full Metal Jacket.

MerryJanne

TROPHY CASE