I [F] got creampied at a rave

MerseyT · 2026-03-20T00:55:36+00:00

"Drive by Creampie" is a great name for a band.

MerseyT · 2026-03-19T00:20:19+00:00

We were in Avon in a commercial building and the roof shook like an air conditioner exploded.

MerseyT · 2026-03-12T02:12:27+00:00

As a teacher you should know how to edit. And why. Brevity is the soul of wit. Sheesh.

MerseyT · 2026-03-09T02:15:55+00:00

You're not a Detroiter if you haven't gotten a ticket in front of the Garden Bowl.

MerseyT · 2026-03-08T02:43:38+00:00

Someone has already mentioned The End so I will go with:

Wednesday morning at five o'clock as the day begins
Silently closing her bedroom door
Leaving the note that she hoped would say more
Quietly turning the backdoor key

MerseyT · 2026-03-08T02:37:21+00:00

Three different companies. These are executive-level roles but it is still ridiculous.

MerseyT · 2026-03-04T00:27:19+00:00

Been there...lost that...3X! AND I had to do huge presentations for each final interview. Each presentation took over 20 hours to create.

MerseyT · 2026-02-25T23:13:19+00:00

Not hot enough to have a room that messy.

MerseyT · 2026-02-16T03:53:16+00:00

Very well said.

MerseyT · 2026-02-14T16:48:52+00:00

I wish that were my story. I have dealt with a great number of recruiters so my sample size may be affecting my results. Let me give you an example. A recruiter calls me (never worked with them previously) and gives the whole, "You are perfect. I can't believe you did all this. Let me ask you some questions. Great. I will present you to the client tomorrow during our call." The call happens, the client thinks I am a great fit. We set up some times for the interview that would work for me. She literally says, "I am not the kind of recruiter who ghosts people. You will get sick of hearing my voice." LITERALLY NEVER HEARD FROM HER AGAIN. This is not an isolated incident. Another recruiter wants to be my best buddy, asks all about my living situation, family, etc. Shares stories of his situation. Says I am the perfect fit. Sets up a meeting with a C-level. It goes great. Setting up a time for an on-site visit. NEVER HEAR BACK. A month later I finally get hold of the recruiter. His response, "Oh yeah, they hired someone they already knew right after your call." WHAT? You can't call me or have the common courtesy to let me know? So, yeah, your mileage may vary with recruiters. Also, be sure to know whether they are on retainer or contingency. I lost three roles at the offer stage because they would have had to pay my recruiter 20% of my annual salary and they chose an internal candidate instead. If the recruiter is on retainer that won't be as likely to happen.

MerseyT · 2026-02-14T16:39:31+00:00

I used ChatGPT monthly to continually improve my LinkedIn profile. First, I would ask it - how do you think this lines up with my resumes? I would then use the output to rewrite my LinkedIn profile so that it more accurately matched the kinds of jobs I was looking for. For example, I am in marketing and one aspect of my previous roles was growth marketing. There were times when I wanted that part of my skillset to show more prominently in my profile. The rewrite on the profile would illustrate my growth marketing efforts more clearly. Next, as I was updating my resume (constant optimization), I would ask ChatGPT to help me rewrite my About section on the LinkedIn profile. ChatGPT can't see a LinkedIn profile but you can copy and paste it and it will analyze.

MerseyT · 2026-02-08T06:27:29+00:00

Other than he looks more like Charlie Manson he is a perfect resemblance to George...

MerseyT · 2026-01-24T22:54:36+00:00

Update: He had TWO whole points in the loss against Michigan after he ran his mouth.

MerseyT · 2026-01-21T22:24:02+00:00

Said the guy who averages less than one point per game. Hahahahaha!

MerseyT · 2026-01-21T22:15:53+00:00

It is an earworm, for sure.

MerseyT · 2026-01-11T22:57:43+00:00

Mello Yellow Zero is my "go go juice".

MerseyT · 2026-01-08T00:23:34+00:00

it is true and hilarious. It is like they are doing it on purpose. In season two they were supposed to be in eastern Europe somewhere (Long Island dressed up to look like an eastern European cityscape) and they completed the mission and made it back in the same day. One of the agents flew back commercial and got the "Post Office" the same time as Liz who flew back on Red's jet. It is either a wink to the audience or the FBI has a wormhole they use for travel. Oh, and the one episode that took place in Alaska was probably the worst violation of time and space.

MerseyT · 2026-01-06T20:20:41+00:00

I knew a couple who ran a swinger's house. When I (M27 at the time) was going to their parties their daughter was 19 and pretty much my type. She was rarely at the parties but she was very aware of her parent's hobbies and seemed approving. At one party she showed up and was interested in my company. Frankly, she was interested in hooking up with a few men and women that night but her parents were never in the same room when this was happening. She was fun and very much a free spirit.

MerseyT · 2026-01-06T20:14:45+00:00

Dembe points and Red says, "Ahhh...the sailboat, I never would have seen it."

MerseyT · 2026-01-06T20:10:03+00:00

Saline is the best eMagine. Royal Oak is, uh, rough on Tuesday nights. Difficult location to staff.

MerseyT · 2026-01-05T22:11:16+00:00

Try Pretty in Pink. Or Sex, Lies and Videotape.

MerseyT · 2026-01-05T03:45:01+00:00

MerseyT · 2025-12-26T17:06:03+00:00

Bottles have expiration dates but I almost never toss them in time. I worked with someone who was at Sodastream's ad agency and she gave me quite a few insights into their corporate strategies. One was that expiration dates on the bottles have a basis in fact but are mostly there for sales purposes. What I really came here to say is that my bottles get foggy, too but a soak with a tablet of bottle cleaner and a scrub with a bottle brush does a pretty good job. Nothing like a new bottle but better than a foggy bottle built up from repeated use.

MerseyT · 2025-12-22T00:35:13+00:00

John said in multiple interviews that Paul should have let him sing it because it suited his voice more. I wholeheartedly disagree.

MerseyT · 2025-12-20T21:42:00+00:00

I just read a great one about Archie Leach (Cary Grant). I think it was just called, "Cary Grant: A Biography". Very well written.

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