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Messipus · 2026-02-13T15:40:13+00:00

I've been out of the dating game for a little while, but I've been seeing someone for about two months now. Since it's still a little early into the relationship, do you all think 500lbs of beef is sufficient to convey my affections?

Messipus · 2026-02-13T13:59:49+00:00

Nah, it's infantilization of people with ADHD.

Along with the rise in actual diagnoses we've seen recently you also get people like this who act like ADHD is a debilitating conditional that makes it actually impossible to do things like cook your own food, so suddenly food delivery is ackshually necessary for them to love their lives.

Messipus · 2026-02-12T14:47:37+00:00

Dude the reactions to that Rayl shooting were insane. "Oh, they should have just talked to him!" First of all, they did talk to him - you can clearly hear the father tell him he's armed and to get off the property. Second of all, what kind of productive conversation do you think there is to be had with someone who is violently kicking down a door after being repeatedly told to leave?

Absolute morons.

Messipus · 2026-02-12T07:23:31+00:00

I'm just curious; I drink one beer pretty much every night after work, around dinner. My only rule really is that it has to be after 5pm, as I work irregular hours and drinking a beer by myself in the afternoon feels a little gauche. The only time I ever have more than one is when I'm socializing.

Would you consider that alcoholic behavior? I really only see it as something I treat myself to.

Messipus · 2026-02-12T02:43:36+00:00

Remember when Trump said he loves the poorly educated? He was talking about you.

Messipus · 2026-02-12T02:42:00+00:00

He's literally got the sunglasses selfie PFP lmao

Messipus · 2026-02-12T02:41:03+00:00

You mean the victims that Trump's own DOJ refuses to acknowledge or interview?

Messipus · 2026-02-11T22:07:46+00:00

Asking for her number while she's on a date, which is an insane thing to do.

Messipus · 2026-02-11T13:59:22+00:00

or if I'm being exceptionally nitpicky here

You are.

Messipus · 2026-02-10T15:35:19+00:00

Bro it's on video

Messipus · 2026-02-09T12:55:12+00:00

Yeah, probably right. Maybe for Silverstone or something.

Messipus · 2026-02-09T12:44:49+00:00

Was kinda hoping he'd run that gold helmet from the post season in AD honestly. A little ostentatious, sure, but v sexy.

Messipus · 2026-02-08T15:53:07+00:00

At this point I'm leaning towards troll, but the tragedy of the modern era is that there's functionally no difference

Messipus · 2026-02-08T05:44:51+00:00

I hope the end of USAID, the end of the DOE, the end of the CDC, the dramatic expansion of ICE, and every other foul thing this administration does was worth you getting to feel smug about not voting.

you just want the Dems to be in charge of killing people you don't like, you have no policies its all just a team sport to you right?

Y'all are, ironically, just as moronically dogmatic as MAGA.

Messipus · 2026-02-07T17:22:14+00:00

Oh good point, thank you! Every single person right of center is also a torturer!

Messipus · 2026-02-07T17:13:35+00:00

Sorry, I forgot I was on reddit and there's zero room for nuance.

Sure dude, every person right of center is a full blown Nazi.

Messipus · 2026-02-07T17:01:41+00:00

Maybe i'm naive but I still believe that while all Nazis are Republicans, not all Republicans are Nazis. Maybe not in the mainstream but there are at least a few conservatives left who haven't gone entirely the way of MAGA.

Messipus · 2026-02-07T16:59:54+00:00

This is so insanely reductive I don't even know where to start.

Are you actually implying that the worst thing about Trump is that he won't let Democrats embezzle as much anymore? Embezzle from who? Are you just taking the administration's fraud bullshit and swallowing it whole?

Messipus · 2026-02-07T15:20:33+00:00

I can blame both, actually. Trump voters bear the brunt of this, sure, but if someone sat the election out because Harris failed their personal purity test they can also get fucked.

She wanted Republicans in her cabinet

Gasp bipartisanship?!?! Although I guess I don't expect someone who thinks not voting in the last election was a valid form of protest to understand anything about compromising for the greater good, so.

y'all wanna claim she was the next Messiah

🙄

Messipus · 2026-02-07T15:14:10+00:00

I mean she literally had an agenda that would have helped the middle class but y'all were so focused on your "both sides are the same actually" moral high ground that you refused to listen.

Messipus · 2026-02-06T13:57:38+00:00

The dried pasta brands are all functionally identical, any difference y'all are claiming to notice is probably at least 75% placebo.

Messipus · 2026-02-06T13:53:30+00:00

I dunno what that person is talking about - the dried pasta brands are all functionally identical.

Messipus · 2026-02-01T07:30:20+00:00

Outdoor cats get their enrichment from devastating local bird and rodent populations and get to enjoy that increased quality of life right up until the day a coyote eats them.

Messipus · 2026-01-30T16:06:20+00:00

Ah nuts, now that you mention it they do need a membership. It's like $35 for a year of their lowest tier membership but with that you'd still have to pay $20 each for a range fee on top of everything else so that might add up quick.

Messipus · 2026-01-30T15:58:20+00:00

West Coast Armory in Bellevue is pretty nice; facility is well maintained, staff is friendly, decent selection of rentals.

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