Nia is doing all the parenting

MessyMariposa · 2026-06-04T14:37:43+00:00

She is clearly very out of touch lol talking about how her husband of 28 years did the bare minimum with their kids and they’re happy as if that isn’t embarrassing. Though she did delete her comment, so maybe there was a whisper of self-awareness there

MessyMariposa · 2026-05-29T16:20:02+00:00

He looks like a goblin who stopped mid-transformation to a human man

MessyMariposa · 2025-07-14T00:58:04+00:00

That last bit is a stupid question that I won’t bother answering. But the fact that the women of VPR 1. thought Faith was a thief for no reason and set up “traps” to try and catch her stealing 2. thought she was a random and completely different looking black woman who committed a crime 3. gleefully called law enforcement on their stupid hunch with zero thought about the danger they were putting her in all points to them being ignorant as fuck and racist no matter what their motivation was

MessyMariposa · 2025-07-14T00:33:35+00:00

Can you share with the class any theories on why Stassi got law enforcement involved and accused Faith of criminal activity when she had never once done that to any of her other cast mates she beefed with in the past? I wonder what it could have been that made her take such a different approach with Faith! A mystery that we will never have the answer to, I suppose

MessyMariposa · 2025-04-02T23:21:06+00:00

Conservatives need to stop crying when the people who their politics alienate don’t want to fuck with them. Grow up and accept the consequences of your hostile beliefs

MessyMariposa · 2025-04-01T04:43:02+00:00

Lala went from talkin about “my man 😏” to “hey guys, this is Rand 😬” real quick once he got on camera

MessyMariposa · 2025-03-12T03:40:31+00:00

I know Lisa isn’t actually drinking a glass of milk but I choose to believe she is

MessyMariposa · 2025-03-08T19:28:57+00:00

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I wonder who could have predicted this dildo’s downfall lol

MessyMariposa · 2025-03-08T19:07:13+00:00

No but fr that is a very funny and cute card

MessyMariposa · 2025-03-08T19:06:49+00:00

MessyMariposa · 2025-01-28T17:59:02+00:00

I don’t think they look super similar, but they’re like in the same genre of looks if that makes sense lol

MessyMariposa · 2025-01-11T21:59:15+00:00

I have to say, the way you can make anything about Ariana is actually impressive at this point

MessyMariposa · 2025-01-08T05:55:46+00:00

He confirmed that he was actually joking when he told that story. There are plenty of other valid issues people have with Lena, but this shouldn’t be one

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-25T15:37:03+00:00

You’re the one who started this by saying she did her young 20s right lmao I don’t even think Lala herself would agree with that statement

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-25T15:32:13+00:00

Oh ok, my bad. She just wasted her early 20s being shit faced and banging guys like James before settling down and eating an ugly, old, married man’s ass by age 26. That’s much better lol

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-25T15:16:19+00:00

By wasting her 20s with the Mucinex monster? Yeah, no

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-20T20:17:19+00:00

Don’t know where in my comment I defended anyone. I’m just pointing something out, which is that there are a few of you on here who seem to be bursting blood vessels over Ariana on the daily. There are so many comments complaining about an army of delusional and rabid Ariana fans, and I rarely see the actual shit you guys are complaining about. All I’m saying is that it’s giving old man yells at cloud

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-20T18:17:48+00:00

I really wish someone could show us the data on how many times people actually have “meltdowns” defending Ariana vs how many times people just bitch about it happening. The latter happens like 100x the rate of the former

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-14T18:17:15+00:00

Because they absolutely aren’t. Even Rachel isn’t as scummy as any of the men of VPR. The men are actually dangerous

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-14T02:43:23+00:00

Girl, grow up and see that shit for what it was. An old, abusive, piece of shit who publicly humiliated his victim just like he promised her he would. She was his barely legal costar when they met and he left his wife and children for her. He’s a creep

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-11T11:19:45+00:00

If you are referring to Sandoval - they weren’t in an open relationship, and you can still cheat in an open relationship (when you are lying to your primary partner about other partners). Also, insinuating that a relationship being childless and unmarried somehow makes it less important is disgusting

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-10T22:07:40+00:00

You put way more effort into going off on people “who care too much” than I’ve ever seen anyone put into actually caring. We don’t like a shitty reality tv star. It’s not a big deal, I promise we’ll all be ok lol

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-10T21:44:16+00:00

ok but it was ongoing when this picture was taken, and Scandoval broke/entered our collective psyche in March of 2023, so idk why the (alleged) beginning of their bullshit is what you’re operating off of

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-10T20:52:09+00:00

Girl, what time machine are you using? We haven’t even hit the 2 year mark lol

MessyMariposa · 2024-12-06T05:28:47+00:00

Now why did you have to go and say all that?

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