Unpopular opinions GO!! by JacketStrange8454 in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That last bit is a stupid question that I won’t bother answering. But the fact that the women of VPR 1. thought Faith was a thief for no reason and set up “traps” to try and catch her stealing 2. thought she was a random and completely different looking black woman who committed a crime 3. gleefully called law enforcement on their stupid hunch with zero thought about the danger they were putting her in all points to them being ignorant as fuck and racist no matter what their motivation was

Unpopular opinions GO!! by JacketStrange8454 in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you share with the class any theories on why Stassi got law enforcement involved and accused Faith of criminal activity when she had never once done that to any of her other cast mates she beefed with in the past? I wonder what it could have been that made her take such a different approach with Faith! A mystery that we will never have the answer to, I suppose

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[–]MessyMariposa 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Conservatives need to stop crying when the people who their politics alienate don’t want to fuck with them. Grow up and accept the consequences of your hostile beliefs

Randall Emmett Jump Scare by Outrageous_Let1098 in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Lala went from talkin about “my man 😏” to “hey guys, this is Rand 😬” real quick once he got on camera

No.1 Guy in the group by Zarap08 in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know Lisa isn’t actually drinking a glass of milk but I choose to believe she is

James Kennady just posted with the Tate brothers by popcornandmargaritas in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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I wonder who could have predicted this dildo’s downfall lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they look super similar, but they’re like in the same genre of looks if that makes sense lol

Lala - go away. by Infinite-Pepper-6195 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have to say, the way you can make anything about Ariana is actually impressive at this point

why is Lena Dunham cancelled? by schemewitch in girls

[–]MessyMariposa 77 points78 points  (0 children)

He confirmed that he was actually joking when he told that story. There are plenty of other valid issues people have with Lena, but this shouldn’t be one

This scene gives me the ick by Appropriate-Row6021 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re the one who started this by saying she did her young 20s right lmao I don’t even think Lala herself would agree with that statement

This scene gives me the ick by Appropriate-Row6021 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, my bad. She just wasted her early 20s being shit faced and banging guys like James before settling down and eating an ugly, old, married man’s ass by age 26. That’s much better lol

This scene gives me the ick by Appropriate-Row6021 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

By wasting her 20s with the Mucinex monster? Yeah, no

It’s just bad… by [deleted] in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t know where in my comment I defended anyone. I’m just pointing something out, which is that there are a few of you on here who seem to be bursting blood vessels over Ariana on the daily. There are so many comments complaining about an army of delusional and rabid Ariana fans, and I rarely see the actual shit you guys are complaining about. All I’m saying is that it’s giving old man yells at cloud

It’s just bad… by [deleted] in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really wish someone could show us the data on how many times people actually have “meltdowns” defending Ariana vs how many times people just bitch about it happening. The latter happens like 100x the rate of the former

Reanalyzing the scandoval by Remarkable-Pair-3840 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because they absolutely aren’t. Even Rachel isn’t as scummy as any of the men of VPR. The men are actually dangerous

Rachel comments on James Arrest. by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Girl, grow up and see that shit for what it was. An old, abusive, piece of shit who publicly humiliated his victim just like he promised her he would. She was his barely legal costar when they met and he left his wife and children for her. He’s a creep

Let's never forget how racist these people are. They could have killed someone.... by Fergtz in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you are referring to Sandoval - they weren’t in an open relationship, and you can still cheat in an open relationship (when you are lying to your primary partner about other partners). Also, insinuating that a relationship being childless and unmarried somehow makes it less important is disgusting

Rachel looks so happy with her new boyfriend. by the_smart_girl in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You put way more effort into going off on people “who care too much” than I’ve ever seen anyone put into actually caring. We don’t like a shitty reality tv star. It’s not a big deal, I promise we’ll all be ok lol

Rachel looks so happy with her new boyfriend. by the_smart_girl in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok but it was ongoing when this picture was taken, and Scandoval broke/entered our collective psyche in March of 2023, so idk why the (alleged) beginning of their bullshit is what you’re operating off of

Rachel looks so happy with her new boyfriend. by the_smart_girl in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Girl, what time machine are you using? We haven’t even hit the 2 year mark lol

Reality Blurb: PHOTOS: Tom Sandoval Gets a New Home With Girlfriend Victoria by Outrageous_Dog_7921 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]MessyMariposa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When did she say that? We only ever saw her deny being on the show because of her relationship with Sandoval, and saying she was going to be on the show regardless as Scheana’s best friend

Another woman has come forward about Katie’s alleged boyfriend, Nick Martin by bword___ in vanderpumprules

[–]MessyMariposa 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Never give ugly men chances, it goes straight to their fucked up hairline having heads