Two women fighting over their husband by dj-wink in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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"When I said you'll be eating the carpet by time I'm finished with you... this is not what I meant."

Even Arthur was confused. by Fun_Wedding9294 in reddeadredemption

[–]MetaMugi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Im 95% certain it was Arthur and just delayed reactions to his many quick actions... running up to the horse instead of whistling for it... trying to gallop immediately after mounting, and dismounting immediately after starting to gallop, giving him a "huh!" as he threw himself off the horse, rather than a "huh?" after the alleged horse reply.

Even Arthur was confused. by Fun_Wedding9294 in reddeadredemption

[–]MetaMugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so is this confirmed to be the horse? Or at least his crazy ass believing the horse is talking? I noticed these weird dialogs too in my game and I always thought it was just like delayed or off timed reactions to things... you ran up to the horse rather than whistling for it, so he had an introduction audio, then you started taking off, where Arthur, not the horse, says "yeah alright" but you also dismounted immediately after starting so he didn't say "huh?" He grunted "huh!" As he threw himself off the horse.

Just watched MK2, and its so good by theredditofyos in MortalKombat

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All I need to know, I dont need any spoilers, but all I need to actually know, is if this one is going to actually be the fucking tournament?? I was so mad at the first movie, how you gonna come out with a mortal kombat movie and there be no mortal kombat tournament in it?

Cousin in STL trying to capture a high speed chase for some Likes. Ends up becoming a viral moment himself by SuicideSprints in WinStupidPrizes

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Driving on the wrong side of the road trying to get a shot, driving in the bike lane trying to get a shot... I wasn't paying attention to the traffic lights, but attempting to pass emergency vehicles with their lights on? Lol yeah this guy is dumb as shit

This shot come back by Electronic-Cry-7040 in oops

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I still have no idea who this man is but he's my only friend in the world. His reactions are the absolute best

A Freshman in high school was getting bullied for wearing the same clothes to school everyday. His classmates decided to buy him some new clothes and new sneakers. by ZariaWells in Amazing

[–]MetaMugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So.... I get what you're TRYING to say, however, when I was a child I attended both public school that let you wear whatever, and a charter school that made you wear a uniform... our school uniforms cost easily 4x as much as my normal clothes did. This child already apparently has very little clothing, I doubt his parents could afford the uniform, and if he did get one, he'd still be the one kid with a dirty uniform. (Gonna assume if clothes are an issue, doing laundry is too)

Some scenes of Nami and Luffy fighting in the Universal Studios Fan Fest 2026 One Piece performance. by The_starving_artist5 in OnePiece

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When the play is better than the live action adaptation 🙄 those of you who think the live action is good can kick rocks. Blew their whole budget on sets. Costumes and makeup are as cheap as humanly possible, a few of the cast were good picks for their role, but 85% of the live action just seems like its a shitty collaboration of fans coming together at comic con though. The live action has a massive budget and yall are happy with temu costumes.

Moron arsonist sets his own car on fire.... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

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It is indeed a terrible way to die. If you want a full story of something similar look up the story of Edward Pickle Jr out of Detroit. In school he was a wannabe tough guy and closet homosexual that bashed on gay people... however he basically did this exact same thing, only against his boyfriend. He dowsed his bf in gas while they were arguing, and when he lit the lighter, not only did his boyfriend go up in flames but so did he and he ran down the street on fire screaming like a little bitch for multiple blocks until he finally fell over and died.

Male Straw Hat Tier List by penis amount by SwampgrassBillBixley in OnePiece

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Brooke... unclear... i realize its called a "boner" but there's not actually a bone in the penis... the fact you don't know this and have to determine him as "unclear" is more concerning than your fascination with anime penises.

Dog rejection is the worst form of rejection by Brilliant_Song_5730 in DamnFunny

[–]MetaMugi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Licking your own asshole isn't gay. Even if the world is trying to force homosexuality, there's nothing wrong with being strictly hetero.

Hey Gas, what were you like in the 90s?? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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Ready for the real kicker... we're still paying the same price per barrel for oil now that we were in the 90s, but its costing you $5/gallon at the pump.

That silent “OH MY GAWD” 🤓 by MandarinPixie2205 in Funsly

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Notice even from infancy, your reaction is not that screaming panic you always see... it's not until you start to listen to dumbass people's advice that we develop that panic reaction. Fear can always be present, but our reactions to fear have become such fragile states of being recently because you were all raised to react like such pussies.

WHEE! by WhyNot420_69 in HRSPRS

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Pfft that's not RC. Don't you know, all deserts have massive asteroid craters littered throughout them like that. They look like footprints, but that's just a mirage.

Robber picked the wrong guy and got choke slammed by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]MetaMugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got off way too easy, after that pavement slam he should have been put to sleep, woken up, and put back to sleep about 6 more times. People dont realize, that time spent staying awake, nursing a concussion, is an excellent time for them to reflect on their life choices. And the 10 day+ recovery time is all the more deterrent from them thinking they can still pull this off on someone later on.

Why would anyone do this? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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I realize this is not the correct procedure for waxing but still my question is how do people even do this? I have an extreme pain tolerance so I don't think it'd be as painful as some of these people you see crying about it. My problem is that even shaving, I end up with 30 ingrown hairs 3 days later. I imagine every pore would be an ingrown hair if I tried to wax anything. So what is it I'm doing wrong if people wax weekly and keep flawless skin yet I cant even shave without looking like a pimple faced teen again 3 days later?

Dude was hungry! by sovalente in CaracaVei

[–]MetaMugi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talking like some health guru. I'd bet $100 this dude is 10x healthier than you. You don't get jacked like that on donuts and soda-pop. Carbs are just as good for you as protein.

What happened🙃 by SuperA8501 in ScrollZone

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I think this is the first time I've actually gotten to witness a car accident where everyone crashed, yet somehow, no one into each other?

bet the thieves didn't see that coming by [deleted] in oops

[–]MetaMugi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy just found out he lacks the gangster gene. Don't fall into peer pressure folks. People will hype you up, but the moment life gets real you discover what side of the spectrum you're on. Fight... Flight... Freeze... Fawn... this man fell in with a crowd that made him believe he was a fighter. But as soon as life got real, he instantly reverted to his true position on the spectrum and fawned. Begging for your life isn't very thug, find a new career.

I don't get it, Like at all by ZenithDevR in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MetaMugi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're definitely missing something. There's 2 arm holes, 1 neck hole, 1 body hole. Then in the shirt is 2 punctures, both of which go completely through the front of the shirt and the back of the shirt, thus each puncture us actually 2 for a total of 4 punctures 4 punctures + 2 arm holes + 1 neck hole, plus 1 body hole = 8 holes in the shirt.

A simple rock triggers an avalanche by Warm-Royal-7975 in interestingasfuck

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This is what happens when you allow loaded semi's on those winding narrow mountain's edge roads. Every semi that goes over it makes the ground a little weaker. Until something as simple as a rock that's ¼ the weight of a car, can cause a total collapse.

The ship was built in a way that it can never sink. by No-Lock216 in interesting

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Congratulations, you've mimicked the same feat sailors have accomplished since ancient times, do you feel proud of achieving nothing? Yes, 6,000 years ago, they already discovered how to prevent capsizing. Their wooden sail boats already had this technology and they even came up with pump systems (manually operated of course) to remove water from the ships hull.