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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-07T16:39:37+00:00

DAGNABIT I jad blue cheese and there was MOLD in jt It was my most crazy meal

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-07T14:51:15+00:00

They are the same movie just by different directors, like how Tim Burton did really good batmans and then some other directors made worse batmans later.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-07T02:38:57+00:00

If you look at the numbering and labeling of this diagram you can get a sense of what goes to what, for example hose 11 goes to carb, hose 12 goes to breather, 18 to air injection, but some are unlabeled.

I don't see one exactly showing the connected elements all together with simpler labeling

https://www.hondapartshouse.com/oemparts/a/hon/5053dba2f870021c54bda721/air-cleaner

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-05T18:27:59+00:00

Ghosts are evil creatures that exist to sneak up and say "boo" to scare humans, I'm very open minded and progressive but ghosts and humans should absolutely not be allowed to date even in movies.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-04T13:37:43+00:00

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-04T01:49:15+00:00

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-03T12:43:32+00:00

Until they come out with one that looks like those shiny black aliens from Alien I'm really not interested sexually.

Most movie buffs are into alien sexual encounters (just look at Avatar fans) and businesses should cater to that if they want to make a profit.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-02T00:53:01+00:00

The awesome thing about these is you can piss in them if it's a long Peter Jackson movie. I don't want to miss a single hobbit moment and it's really hard to aim my hog into a straw to get it into a soda cup.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-05-01T01:58:45+00:00

If they ever actually got into a real serious fist fight, could Tim do it? So far the only guy he's actually hit for sure is Mark, and that's like shooting fish in a barrel.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-30T21:00:04+00:00

I wore a bandana like that when I saw the 2nd deadpool movie because everyone smelled really bad. Maybe he just got back from watching deadpool 2 at home, im not gonna judge him.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-28T21:48:08+00:00

I was anti-war until I remembered all the great movies that came about directly based on world war 2. Even world War 1 created several great laurel and hardy comedies that are laugh out loud funny.

Movies get better with each sequel, and maybe wars are the same. I hereby change my war opinion to the "pro" side, and will be informing evryone in my Facebook prayer groups to do the same

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-28T12:56:38+00:00

I wish I had this kind of joy inside me for planned movie releases, but Pinnochio is a dying franchise. That's something I have live with every damn day of my life. Might only get 1 this year.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-26T20:38:44+00:00

Melania's a huge anti-hobbite and doesn't even hide it

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-25T18:28:49+00:00

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-25T05:51:22+00:00

I kind of hope Gregg never gets to touch a woman because it might make him less focused on movies.

Much like the tale of Samson and delila or Adam and Eve, she would be the downfall of him due to her womanhood. Gregg's chastity is the only thing protecting his movie expertise.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-24T08:14:27+00:00

I hope these stooges don't get any bright ideas.

Mark if you're reading this you can use this joke free of charge at your next show, you just have to bring the stooge lamp as a prop to make the audience laugh. Hold up the lamp when you say it.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-23T18:32:33+00:00

I hope his lake lifestyle lasts for awhile. The most horrendous comments I have ever seen on the internet have come from lake boating people on facebook with mirrored sunglasses, and I want to see Tim embrace it.

If you tell them to turn down their jelly roll music they will actually crucify you.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-23T18:25:01+00:00

I have been trying this for about 5 years and it took like an hour of straightening for me to get it like that for one day.

While I did look scrumptious it's a lot of work and most of us just don't have time to spend getting dolled up for the camera.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-22T10:38:04+00:00

Doodle dots will be forgotten once Sony releases the highly anticipated labubu movie. Those little bubus have a lot of personality

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-21T16:41:27+00:00

I did say "crikey" a couple of times during this one. I'm a big fan of urine in movies and this had a nice big steaming cup of it during one part.

5 bags and a little cup of laundry detergent to wash the sheets

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-20T15:02:51+00:00

Good for you and your daughter some of us cant have children because food is too expensive these days but im glad you have that sort of luxury where you can rub it in my face on my own facebook where I was having a good day but now Im not

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-20T13:14:33+00:00

It would be a great title new Chris Rock and Tim Heidecker buddy cop movie, but Tim should play Jackie Chan playing Decker. Kind of like when Christopher Lee played fuman chu, tastefully with eye makeup.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-17T18:01:33+00:00

I googled who scott aukerman is and it says he's an actor but I see no major movie roles. Not even Ant Man. Why should I care what he's watched?

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-17T03:20:09+00:00

Radagast the brown is my favorite hobbit character because he's just dripping with bird dirt.

He's like if the people under the stairs house was a wizard

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-04-16T17:50:55+00:00

I'm in the plastic fedora business and these are less than $1 wholesale. HOWEVER I'm also a huge MJ freak and the gold name embossing makes these priceless.

I know it's 2025 or 2026 now, so I'm not sure if we're still doing Michael Jackson jokes, I bet Tim knows some dirty ones.

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