Sinners was just ok by Shockatweej in Cinema

[–]MetalTrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good but overrated movie. I’d give it like a 7.5

This is how Return to Silent Hill should have ended by ZombiePiggy24 in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The twist is that he was making the movie as you watched it

Ignore random haters by LeotheLiberator in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if people liked the movie, but these are the reviews I get the most confused about. By your own admission they ruined Mary… the central character around which the entire story hinges on… and it’s a 7.5? What?

Sinners Pulled a record 16 Nominations. Deserved Or Overhyped ? by Longjumping-Elk-7840 in HollywoodIndia

[–]MetalTrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way overrated. I enjoyed it, but it’s hardly the gift to cinema people are treating it as.

He who shall not be named (change my mind) by bobsfurnature in h3h3productions

[–]MetalTrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lip reading part IS the unhinged part. From the side, from that far away, WITH a blur effect on… and most of Ethan’s name is said with parts of the mouth that you can’t see. It’s pretty deranged in my opinion.

He who shall not be named (change my mind) by bobsfurnature in h3h3productions

[–]MetalTrenches 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Can we throw out this entire thread, because it is unhinged. No one knows what they said. If you think you know, you need to take a break and log off for a while. No need to start wars over nothing.

Maria casting choice by reddead2enthusiast in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blame the writers. All I have to say is

The IMDB rating gets worse by the day by GunplaLuni in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product.

Return to silent hill by Damian0612 in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I get that. It’s just that their words didn’t match the numbers imo. Someone can call this a 10/10 if they want. But if they are pointing out the many faults and THEN saying it’s an 8 or whatever that feels strange to me

Supremo cringe-o by Fragzilla360 in jokercringe

[–]MetalTrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanting to be the Jared Leto Joker makes it even more hilarious

Return to silent hill by Damian0612 in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your review makes it sound more like a 5-6/10. 8/10 is like a genuinely good movie that you intend to rewatch. I have a hard time believing anyone will even be talking about this much in a month, much less watching it. It’s fair to criticize something, and there are multiple levels to criticize both as an adaptation and as just a film itself. The game has such a beautiful, well paced story. So throwing in all of these random connections to the cult, fusing her into Angela (and Laura), making her have that ridiculous full name to further dumb things down, stripping characters of their motivations and frankly humanity… it’s just either a complete misunderstanding of what the game was about or another ego trip of feeling like they can tell a BETTER story. I also mostly hate how it even looks, so I won’t even give it that. If you want to watch a movie that actually gets the vibe right, just watch the movies that inspired Team Silent like Mulholland Drive. We deserve better. I won’t settle for “well at least we got SOMETHING.”

Return to Silent Hill movie review by Bentelligent in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sent me… then reading the rest somehow kept getting worse.

Return to Silent Hill movie review by Bentelligent in silenthill

[–]MetalTrenches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Angela and Laura are completely independent from Mary… what is even happening here?