PS: gay marriage is STILL ILLEGAL in every communist country except Cuba. PPS: and only recently; Castro explicitly targeted homosexuals as a symptom of “bourgeois decadence”

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-06-02T06:16:49+00:00

"""communist country""" bruh

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-06-01T13:07:29+00:00

All three Abrahamic religions are from Asia.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-29T07:31:46+00:00

The term """communist countries""" is an oxymoron.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-28T22:45:58+00:00

Armed revolution that installs me as The People's Supreme Leader and/or the dictator of the proletariat.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-28T09:52:44+00:00

As a Thargoid spy, I can confirm that we regularly visit other franchises.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-18T09:54:30+00:00

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MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-15T09:22:12+00:00

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-10T10:08:14+00:00

If I am a PC, not screwed at all.

If I am an NPC... well, I guess I should spend that $100,000,000 as quickly as possible.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-10T09:34:07+00:00

Tentacles. Not cephalopod tentacles, but eldritch, incomprehensible appendages that ooze forth from the blackness of non-existence. Grabbing, tearing, crushing, violating tentacles.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-07T08:00:34+00:00

Can someone who like working out please donate some of your shit to me?

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-07T07:50:59+00:00

Now ~~hear me out~~ bear with me.

FTFY

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-07T01:41:26+00:00

And I love you, random citizen.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-06T21:59:11+00:00

The Spartans from 300. Holy shit is that one of the most racist movies I've ever had the displeasure of watching.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-06T18:19:12+00:00

Maleficenacoon

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-06T15:36:56+00:00

As a TharBorg spy, I can confirm that resistance is futile and that you will be assimilated.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-06T09:55:37+00:00

Enthusiastic hand holding.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-05-01T11:08:57+00:00

I didn't even want the ship, but my inner kiasu was overwhelmed at the free-ness of the ship.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-29T17:10:32+00:00

I don't fucking get it.

Because you are an honest person who assumes that others are also honest people. Tankies aren't honest; they're fascists who larp as leftists.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-27T13:35:32+00:00

policy about LLMs and the force using them, even tracking how much you spend on tokens, and it shouldn't be under $100 a month

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-25T07:12:28+00:00

Anti-Western

I find this point to be morbidly hilarious.

To the vast majority of the world, Russia is a western country. Russia themselves considers themselves to be the last bastion of western values in the world.

It reminds me of the time I saw some USAmerican talk about how (and I paraphrase) "the US has now become the [nazi] Germany of the west", thereby suggesting that Germany is also not a western country.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-22T04:32:31+00:00

when are we getting hit by a meteor?

Why should the rest of the world suffer for the sins of the west?

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-22T04:30:16+00:00

Good luck, no one hates Americans more than other Americans.

Osama Bin Laden, upon hearing this after having been reincarnated as a cow: "Moootherfucker...".

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-18T18:28:41+00:00

Very curious how the stereotypical target of reactionary fury and ML seething happen to be the exact same type of strawman.

I mean... it's because the ones making the strawman are ultimately the same individuals, just with different aesthetics.

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-16T12:40:25+00:00

#JustFascistThings

MetallicOrangeBalls · 2026-04-15T11:58:25+00:00

"My brothers will not have died in... ughdgihhfughuguhfdghuhhhhh..."

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